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    Facebook, Ikea, and Iphone: Zachary Siegel
 @ZachWritesStuff
 Saw this on Facebook. So there is an
 app to snitch on homelessness in
 Seattle. And the city made it? Wow
 SIGN
 SEE A TENT?
 REPORT A TENT
 Living outside without access to sanitation is inhumane.
 Here's what to do.
 On your phone,install the City of Seattle
 "Find It, Fix It" app.
 Spot a tent? Take 30 seconds to report it.
 Can't use the app? File online: http://bit.ly/seaeu
 "General Inquiry-Customer Service Bureau
 Print this sign: http://bit.ly/seattletentsign
 2:43 PM Jul 20, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

 just adrienne for now
 @adrienneleigh
 It would be just terrible if everyone in
 Seattle installed this app and reported
 nonexistent tents, like, every 10
 minutes wherever they were. In the
 middle of the grocery store. At IKEA.
 In parking garages
 Zachary Siegel @ZachWritesStuff Jul 20
 Saw this on Facebook. So there is an app to snitch on
 homelessness in Seattle. And the city made it? Wow
 Show this thread
 SIGN
 SEE A TENT?
 REPORT A TENT.
 Living outside without access to sanitation is inhumane
 Here's what to do.
 3:11 PM Jul 20, 2019 Twitter Web Client
 51.6K Likes
 14K Retweets
thatpettyblackgirl:



ā€˜living without access to sanitation is inhumane. so take away their ability to have shelter because that helps?ā€™ 



Also if you feel like defacing those flyers, hereā€™s flyers to put over them!



    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Facebook, Ikea, and Iphone: Zachary Siegel
 @ZachWritesStuff
 Saw this on Facebook. So there is an
 app to snitch on homelessness in
 Seattle. And the city made it? Wow
 SIGN
 SEE A TENT?
 REPORT A TENT
 Living outside without access to sanitation is inhumane.
 Here's what to do.
 On your phone,install the City of Seattle
 "Find It, Fix It" app.
 Spot a tent? Take 30 seconds to report it.
 Can't use the app? File online: http://bit.ly/seaeu
 "General Inquiry-Customer Service Bureau
 Print this sign: http://bit.ly/seattletentsign
 2:43 PM Jul 20, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

 just adrienne for now
 @adrienneleigh
 It would be just terrible if everyone in
 Seattle installed this app and reported
 nonexistent tents, like, every 10
 minutes wherever they were. In the
 middle of the grocery store. At IKEA.
 In parking garages
 Zachary Siegel @ZachWritesStuff Jul 20
 Saw this on Facebook. So there is an app to snitch on
 homelessness in Seattle. And the city made it? Wow
 Show this thread
 SIGN
 SEE A TENT?
 REPORT A TENT.
 Living outside without access to sanitation is inhumane
 Here's what to do.
 3:11 PM Jul 20, 2019 Twitter Web Client
 51.6K Likes
 14K Retweets
thatpettyblackgirl:



ā€˜living without access to sanitation is inhumane. so take away their ability to have shelter because that helps?ā€™ 



Also if you feel like defacing those flyers, hereā€™s flyers to put over them!



                
            

            
            
thatpettyblackgirl:



ā€˜living without access to sanitation is inhumane. so take away their ability to have shelter because that helps?ā€™ 


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    Advice, Being Alone, and America: Anna Breslaw
 @annabreslavw
 My sister is doing arn
 experiment: Whenever men
 walk towards her, she doesn't
 move out of the way first. So
 far she has collided with 28
 men.
 12/13/14, 5:04 PNM
marithlizard:

taraljc:

seperis:


sapphic-pink-kryptonite:

phoenixonwheels:

linkedsoul:

little-miss-stan:

elegantmess100:


blossombarnes:

retroasgardian:


reddobastard:

onethingconstant:


songbirde108:


mercurialkitty:


emmagrant01:


clevermanka:


youcangofindatree:


moremetalthanyourmom:

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itā€™s amazing how many men Iā€™ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it


I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iā€™ve lost count of how many men Iā€™ve smacked shoulders with.


Recently, I was standing outside my sonā€™s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnā€™t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnā€™t leapt out of his manly path. 
Now Iā€™m wishing Iā€™d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, ā€œMy Liege!ā€


I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.


Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iā€™m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.


Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendā€™s medication, and I didnā€™t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyā€”one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatā€™s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iā€™d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I ā€œlooked like a soldier.ā€ Iā€™m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youā€™ve been sent to murder Captain America.


WALK LIKE YOUā€™VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA




Itā€™s called the Murder Strut.

ITā€™S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldnā€™t find it. Iā€™m so glad ITā€™S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!


A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post. 

One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.
It works wonders.


In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ā€˜em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them. 
If thereā€™s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize Iā€™m not moving for them, I canā€™t think of it atm. 


Walk like youā€™ve been sent to murder Captain America.
Wheel like youā€™re gonna win the Indy 500 and donā€™t care how.
Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.
Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.


I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium.Ā 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Advice, Being Alone, and America: Anna Breslaw
 @annabreslavw
 My sister is doing arn
 experiment: Whenever men
 walk towards her, she doesn't
 move out of the way first. So
 far she has collided with 28
 men.
 12/13/14, 5:04 PNM
marithlizard:

taraljc:

seperis:


sapphic-pink-kryptonite:

phoenixonwheels:

linkedsoul:

little-miss-stan:

elegantmess100:


blossombarnes:

retroasgardian:


reddobastard:

onethingconstant:


songbirde108:


mercurialkitty:


emmagrant01:


clevermanka:


youcangofindatree:


moremetalthanyourmom:

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itā€™s amazing how many men Iā€™ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it


I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iā€™ve lost count of how many men Iā€™ve smacked shoulders with.


Recently, I was standing outside my sonā€™s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnā€™t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnā€™t leapt out of his manly path. 
Now Iā€™m wishing Iā€™d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, ā€œMy Liege!ā€


I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.


Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iā€™m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.


Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendā€™s medication, and I didnā€™t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyā€”one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatā€™s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iā€™d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I ā€œlooked like a soldier.ā€ Iā€™m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youā€™ve been sent to murder Captain America.


WALK LIKE YOUā€™VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA




Itā€™s called the Murder Strut.

ITā€™S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldnā€™t find it. Iā€™m so glad ITā€™S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!


A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post. 

One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.
It works wonders.


In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ā€˜em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them. 
If thereā€™s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize Iā€™m not moving for them, I canā€™t think of it atm. 


Walk like youā€™ve been sent to murder Captain America.
Wheel like youā€™re gonna win the Indy 500 and donā€™t care how.
Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.
Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.


I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium.Ā 

                
            

            
            
marithlizard:

taraljc:

seperis:


sapphic-pink-kryptonite:

phoenixonwheels:

linkedsoul:

little-miss-stan:

elegantmess100:


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    Bad, Confused, and Family: bloodytales
 Teach boys about periods
 My mother also talked about periods to my brothers.
 When I first got mine I had terrible cramps. Crippling cramps. I once
 was camping with my family and a few of my big brother's friends
 when my period came. My cramps were so bad that my mom gave
 me a full pain killer (1 was 13 and before that she only gave me pills
 cut in half)
 T iterally laid down on my parents' air mattress and cried in pain for
 an hour before the pill kicked in.
 My brothers friend came in to the big tent and I was just curled up
 and sobbing. Now, I was quite the tomboy and was known to rough
 house with my brothers and their friends and made sure I wasnt seen
 as just "a little girl." So my brother's friend was confused to see me
 openly weeping in the fetal position (seriously, these were the worst
 cramps I have had in my life. My vision went white). He asked what
 was wrong with me.
 My big brother stood up immediately and suggested a nice long hike.
 During this hike I am sure he had a pretty awkward conversation with
 his friend explaining menstrual cramps, because when they got back
 the pain pill had (mostly) kicked in and I was sitting up at a table
 when my brother's friend sheepishly asked me if I was feeling better. I
 said I was better, and he said good.
 When we made s'mores that night my brother and his friend kept me
 well supplied with chocolate.
 Making sure sons know as much about periods and menstruation as
 daughters makes them better brothers, better sons better fathers,
 and better men. A man that understands a period will not lightly
 accuse a woman of "being on her period" if the woman is in an
 argument.
 Raise better sons Teach them about normal
 bodily functions
Teach boys about periods via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Z0YocM
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bad, Confused, and Family: bloodytales
 Teach boys about periods
 My mother also talked about periods to my brothers.
 When I first got mine I had terrible cramps. Crippling cramps. I once
 was camping with my family and a few of my big brother's friends
 when my period came. My cramps were so bad that my mom gave
 me a full pain killer (1 was 13 and before that she only gave me pills
 cut in half)
 T iterally laid down on my parents' air mattress and cried in pain for
 an hour before the pill kicked in.
 My brothers friend came in to the big tent and I was just curled up
 and sobbing. Now, I was quite the tomboy and was known to rough
 house with my brothers and their friends and made sure I wasnt seen
 as just "a little girl." So my brother's friend was confused to see me
 openly weeping in the fetal position (seriously, these were the worst
 cramps I have had in my life. My vision went white). He asked what
 was wrong with me.
 My big brother stood up immediately and suggested a nice long hike.
 During this hike I am sure he had a pretty awkward conversation with
 his friend explaining menstrual cramps, because when they got back
 the pain pill had (mostly) kicked in and I was sitting up at a table
 when my brother's friend sheepishly asked me if I was feeling better. I
 said I was better, and he said good.
 When we made s'mores that night my brother and his friend kept me
 well supplied with chocolate.
 Making sure sons know as much about periods and menstruation as
 daughters makes them better brothers, better sons better fathers,
 and better men. A man that understands a period will not lightly
 accuse a woman of "being on her period" if the woman is in an
 argument.
 Raise better sons Teach them about normal
 bodily functions
Teach boys about periods via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Z0YocM
                
            

            
            
Teach boys about periods via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Z0YocM

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                




    Target, Tumblr, and Blog: lightningrei:

i provide character interactions no one asked for (also i wanna write this into my fic somehow?)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Target, Tumblr, and Blog: lightningrei:

i provide character interactions no one asked for (also i wanna write this into my fic somehow?)
                
            

            
            
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i provide character interactions no one asked for (also i wanna write this into my fic somehow?)

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                




    Birthday, Douchebag, and Dude: dex
 ORIGINAL
 NOV
 Windex the Bean
 15

 726.
 2113
 Paint the Bean black so they can't Windex it
 NOV
 13

 726.
 2113
 Paint
 Thinner
 Pour Paint Thinner On The Bean After They
 Paint It Black So We Can Windex
 NOV
 13
debthestoner:

rrdcooc:

addakax:

mysticalalleycat:

politicalcdnmama:

theresagooseinthemainframe:

0-memento-mori-0:

justaplate:

claydart:

starlitskyes:

frosttrix:

extremedistressorstellarblowjob:

queen-of-heck:


brightoncemore:

todayiwrotenothing:

gay-jesus-probably:

solongstarbird:

akamine-chan:

phantomofthebookstore:

dragonastra:

jasperzilla:

moose-shampoo:
if youā€™ve ever wondered what itā€™s like to live in the midwest, this is it.Ā 

You missed some of the best ones 

the best part about it is that the art installation isnā€™t actually called the Bean. Itā€™s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean.
But i mean, look at it. Itā€™s a bean.


How could you forget this one though


I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR.

someone help me why is anish kapoor important what did he do?

Alright sit down for some Art World Drama bcause this is what I live for.
So, sometime last year (?) science invented Vantablack, which is the darkest possible shade of black. Art world got incredibly excited. But as it needs to be very carefully made in a lab, itā€™s hard to get a hold of, and is extremely expensive. Enter Anish Kapoor, aka FuckFace McGee. Anish Kapoor buys the rights to Vantablack. He is the only human being on the planet that can legally use it, and heā€™s kind of a prick about it.
Art world is not thrilled with that.
Enter Stuart Semple.
Stuart Semple is an artist, and also makes pigments to sell in his free time. Stuart Semple is astoundingly pissed about this Vantablack nonsense, and Anish Kapoorā€™s dickery. Stuart Semple makes a new pigment, the brightest shade of pink ever, called Pinkest Pink, and puts it for sale on the internet. To be bought by everybody except Anish Kapoor. Literally, to purchase, you need to confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, do not associate with him, and will not sell or give the pigment to Anish Kapoor or his associates. Art world has a good laugh, everyone buys Pinkest Pink because itā€™s awesome, and damn it we deserve something.
Anish Kapoor however is a penis, and will not take this lying down, because HOW DARE he not have literally everything.
Anish Kapoor gets his London associates to buy him a thing of Pinkest Pink, and being such a classy human being, posts a picture to instagram of him with his middle finger covered in Pinkest Pink, captioned withĀ ā€œUp yours. #pinkā€
Everyone flips shit, because. Yā€™know. Fuck that guy. Especially Stuart Semple. For context here, Anish Kapoor is one of the richest artists on the planet, and has repeatedly been referred to as everything wrong with the art world, and the epitome of the art worlds elitism problem. Heā€™s a giant douchebag. Meanwhile Stuart Semple makes pigments just to get them out there. He turns 0 profit from his now enourmously popular pigments.
Stuart Semple launches an investigation as to who the fuck leaked Pinkest Pink, and plans to strike back. He does so by releasing two new products. First is Diamond Dust, which is a glitter made from glass, so that a painting is still visible after itā€™s applied, but glitters like a mofo. Itā€™s the most reflective glitter out there, and is available to everyone who isnā€™t Anish Kapoor. And it being made of glass, if you stick your finger in there, itā€™s going to hurt quite a bit, so that was Stuart Sempleā€™s way of sayingĀ ā€œshove your middle finger in this, asshole, see what happensā€. Except without saying that, because he can get an insult across while still being fucking classy.
He also releases Black 2.0, created with the help of over a thousand artists worldwide.
Black 2.0 is the answer to Vantablack. Black 2.0 is a slightly less black black, but looks functionally the same to the human eye. Itā€™s completely safe, smells like cherries, and costs four pounds. Vantablack is highly toxic, potentially explosive, needs to be applied in a special laboratory and sealed properly, canā€™t be moved across borders, can reach 300 degrees celsius if youā€™re not extremely careful, and costs thousands of dollars. Anish Kapoor is the only human being who can use Vantablack. He is the only human being who cannot use Black 2.0.
So I think we can guess who got the better deal.
And thus the feud ends, Kapoor defeated.
ā€¦But not quite.
Kapoor, in this entire afair, has made exactly two comments to the public. The first being his charming message about aquiring Pinkest Pink, the second being claiming to Buzzfeed that he and his small army of lawyers will be suing Semple, an extremely poor artist who cannot afford a lawyer.
No lawsuit has been made yet, fyi.
The point is, Kapoor is a prick, and doesnā€™t like talking to the lower classes. So one day in July 2017, he decides he needs another floor on his London studio apartment, and starts making arrangements to have it built. His neighbors are fucking pissed, because this will ruin the light of their apartments. They call to Semple to save them, or at the very least piss Kapoor off some more.
Semple answers to the call, and releases two new paints, Phaze and Shift, as always, banned to Kapoor. They change colours, Phaze with temperature, and Shift is just iridescent. Shift needs to be painted over Black 2.0 to work, and Phaze just works on its own.
So thatā€™s been the art world for the last two years.
Basically, get fucked Anish Kapoor your bean sucks and so does your vantablack.

Stuart Semple is organising a bean-kissing event for Anish Kapoorā€™s birthday.


Reblogging for ā€œBy attending this event you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor, you are not attending on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information, and belief this event will not be attended by Anish Kapoor.ā€


ALSO HE JUST POSTED THIS!!!!!! LIGHTEST LIGHT!


I know this isnā€™t my art blog but this entire post gives me life 

im sorry is that man holding a real actual miniature star in his hands

Yā€™all missed the best part about the lightest light, called aptlyĀ ā€˜Litā€™. This is from their product page:

Two things:
1.Ā ā€œAnish Kapoor is however a penisā€ is the best line in this post.
2. I wish to be half as petty and half as awesome as Stuart Semple


I hope Stuart Semple is making a lot of money. What a good person.

Go support him the paintā€™s are pretty cheap and you get the added bonus of being one of many to help piss off Anish Kapoor


He is my fucking role model for pettiness oh my god 


It got better! Iā€™m also excited because he just released biodegradable glitter in non plastic containers! How amazing is that?! Stuart Semple, good guy for the planet and artists, fighter against the rich elite artist like asshole Kapoor.


An older project, but he also did this:
(x)

oh dude hes metal as fuckĀ 

Every addition to this post is better than the last.


Me, being gay and having my blood drawn: soā€¦what do you need my blood for again?
Stuart Semple: gonna make an anti-government t-shirt with it.
Me:
Me: :)

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Birthday, Douchebag, and Dude: dex
 ORIGINAL
 NOV
 Windex the Bean
 15

 726.
 2113
 Paint the Bean black so they can't Windex it
 NOV
 13

 726.
 2113
 Paint
 Thinner
 Pour Paint Thinner On The Bean After They
 Paint It Black So We Can Windex
 NOV
 13
debthestoner:

rrdcooc:

addakax:

mysticalalleycat:

politicalcdnmama:

theresagooseinthemainframe:

0-memento-mori-0:

justaplate:

claydart:

starlitskyes:

frosttrix:

extremedistressorstellarblowjob:

queen-of-heck:


brightoncemore:

todayiwrotenothing:

gay-jesus-probably:

solongstarbird:

akamine-chan:

phantomofthebookstore:

dragonastra:

jasperzilla:

moose-shampoo:
if youā€™ve ever wondered what itā€™s like to live in the midwest, this is it.Ā 

You missed some of the best ones 

the best part about it is that the art installation isnā€™t actually called the Bean. Itā€™s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean.
But i mean, look at it. Itā€™s a bean.


How could you forget this one though


I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR.

someone help me why is anish kapoor important what did he do?

Alright sit down for some Art World Drama bcause this is what I live for.
So, sometime last year (?) science invented Vantablack, which is the darkest possible shade of black. Art world got incredibly excited. But as it needs to be very carefully made in a lab, itā€™s hard to get a hold of, and is extremely expensive. Enter Anish Kapoor, aka FuckFace McGee. Anish Kapoor buys the rights to Vantablack. He is the only human being on the planet that can legally use it, and heā€™s kind of a prick about it.
Art world is not thrilled with that.
Enter Stuart Semple.
Stuart Semple is an artist, and also makes pigments to sell in his free time. Stuart Semple is astoundingly pissed about this Vantablack nonsense, and Anish Kapoorā€™s dickery. Stuart Semple makes a new pigment, the brightest shade of pink ever, called Pinkest Pink, and puts it for sale on the internet. To be bought by everybody except Anish Kapoor. Literally, to purchase, you need to confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, do not associate with him, and will not sell or give the pigment to Anish Kapoor or his associates. Art world has a good laugh, everyone buys Pinkest Pink because itā€™s awesome, and damn it we deserve something.
Anish Kapoor however is a penis, and will not take this lying down, because HOW DARE he not have literally everything.
Anish Kapoor gets his London associates to buy him a thing of Pinkest Pink, and being such a classy human being, posts a picture to instagram of him with his middle finger covered in Pinkest Pink, captioned withĀ ā€œUp yours. #pinkā€
Everyone flips shit, because. Yā€™know. Fuck that guy. Especially Stuart Semple. For context here, Anish Kapoor is one of the richest artists on the planet, and has repeatedly been referred to as everything wrong with the art world, and the epitome of the art worlds elitism problem. Heā€™s a giant douchebag. Meanwhile Stuart Semple makes pigments just to get them out there. He turns 0 profit from his now enourmously popular pigments.
Stuart Semple launches an investigation as to who the fuck leaked Pinkest Pink, and plans to strike back. He does so by releasing two new products. First is Diamond Dust, which is a glitter made from glass, so that a painting is still visible after itā€™s applied, but glitters like a mofo. Itā€™s the most reflective glitter out there, and is available to everyone who isnā€™t Anish Kapoor. And it being made of glass, if you stick your finger in there, itā€™s going to hurt quite a bit, so that was Stuart Sempleā€™s way of sayingĀ ā€œshove your middle finger in this, asshole, see what happensā€. Except without saying that, because he can get an insult across while still being fucking classy.
He also releases Black 2.0, created with the help of over a thousand artists worldwide.
Black 2.0 is the answer to Vantablack. Black 2.0 is a slightly less black black, but looks functionally the same to the human eye. Itā€™s completely safe, smells like cherries, and costs four pounds. Vantablack is highly toxic, potentially explosive, needs to be applied in a special laboratory and sealed properly, canā€™t be moved across borders, can reach 300 degrees celsius if youā€™re not extremely careful, and costs thousands of dollars. Anish Kapoor is the only human being who can use Vantablack. He is the only human being who cannot use Black 2.0.
So I think we can guess who got the better deal.
And thus the feud ends, Kapoor defeated.
ā€¦But not quite.
Kapoor, in this entire afair, has made exactly two comments to the public. The first being his charming message about aquiring Pinkest Pink, the second being claiming to Buzzfeed that he and his small army of lawyers will be suing Semple, an extremely poor artist who cannot afford a lawyer.
No lawsuit has been made yet, fyi.
The point is, Kapoor is a prick, and doesnā€™t like talking to the lower classes. So one day in July 2017, he decides he needs another floor on his London studio apartment, and starts making arrangements to have it built. His neighbors are fucking pissed, because this will ruin the light of their apartments. They call to Semple to save them, or at the very least piss Kapoor off some more.
Semple answers to the call, and releases two new paints, Phaze and Shift, as always, banned to Kapoor. They change colours, Phaze with temperature, and Shift is just iridescent. Shift needs to be painted over Black 2.0 to work, and Phaze just works on its own.
So thatā€™s been the art world for the last two years.
Basically, get fucked Anish Kapoor your bean sucks and so does your vantablack.

Stuart Semple is organising a bean-kissing event for Anish Kapoorā€™s birthday.


Reblogging for ā€œBy attending this event you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor, you are not attending on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information, and belief this event will not be attended by Anish Kapoor.ā€


ALSO HE JUST POSTED THIS!!!!!! LIGHTEST LIGHT!


I know this isnā€™t my art blog but this entire post gives me life 

im sorry is that man holding a real actual miniature star in his hands

Yā€™all missed the best part about the lightest light, called aptlyĀ ā€˜Litā€™. This is from their product page:

Two things:
1.Ā ā€œAnish Kapoor is however a penisā€ is the best line in this post.
2. I wish to be half as petty and half as awesome as Stuart Semple


I hope Stuart Semple is making a lot of money. What a good person.

Go support him the paintā€™s are pretty cheap and you get the added bonus of being one of many to help piss off Anish Kapoor


He is my fucking role model for pettiness oh my god 


It got better! Iā€™m also excited because he just released biodegradable glitter in non plastic containers! How amazing is that?! Stuart Semple, good guy for the planet and artists, fighter against the rich elite artist like asshole Kapoor.


An older project, but he also did this:
(x)

oh dude hes metal as fuckĀ 

Every addition to this post is better than the last.


Me, being gay and having my blood drawn: soā€¦what do you need my blood for again?
Stuart Semple: gonna make an anti-government t-shirt with it.
Me:
Me: :)

                
            

            
            
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    Drunk, Family, and Monster: @LE1FNY
 wait. why do clowns wear afros?
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8figs:

with huge noses and over lined lips

I JUST HAD TO CLOSE MY EYES FOR A SECOND AND LIKEā€¦ā€¦..DIGEST THIS WHA T THE HELL 


You know why


clowns actually originated in egyptĀ to entertain royalty- they wore weird masks and imitated gods. Ā there were also clowns in ancient china, greece, and italy. it wasnā€™t ā€œblack face and then switched to white faceā€ like i saw in the notesā€“ the clown white paint was invented in 1801.Ā 
the big, red nose is associated with alcoholism/being drunk (heavy alcohol usage can lead to severe rosacea and swelling of the nose), because drunkards in ye olde times were seen as fun for the whole family. the overlined lips create an exaggerated smile). curly or big hair was seen as whimsical and fun, as was a lack of hair (if you look upĀ ā€˜vintage clownsā€™, youā€™ll see their hair is puffed out to the sides or upwards. nowadays, people probably wear afros because theyā€™re cheap, and donā€™t involve lots of styling.Ā 
i am passionate about clowns


 They are a terrifying breed of monster, and must be eradicated from the face of the earth, but itā€™s relieving to know they werenā€™t born from a place of racial prejudice. 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Drunk, Family, and Monster: @LE1FNY
 wait. why do clowns wear afros?
 02/06/2015 17:37
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atacoinside:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:


dynastylnoire:


thawrah:


8figs:

with huge noses and over lined lips

I JUST HAD TO CLOSE MY EYES FOR A SECOND AND LIKEā€¦ā€¦..DIGEST THIS WHA T THE HELL 


You know why


clowns actually originated in egyptĀ to entertain royalty- they wore weird masks and imitated gods. Ā there were also clowns in ancient china, greece, and italy. it wasnā€™t ā€œblack face and then switched to white faceā€ like i saw in the notesā€“ the clown white paint was invented in 1801.Ā 
the big, red nose is associated with alcoholism/being drunk (heavy alcohol usage can lead to severe rosacea and swelling of the nose), because drunkards in ye olde times were seen as fun for the whole family. the overlined lips create an exaggerated smile). curly or big hair was seen as whimsical and fun, as was a lack of hair (if you look upĀ ā€˜vintage clownsā€™, youā€™ll see their hair is puffed out to the sides or upwards. nowadays, people probably wear afros because theyā€™re cheap, and donā€™t involve lots of styling.Ā 
i am passionate about clowns


 They are a terrifying breed of monster, and must be eradicated from the face of the earth, but itā€™s relieving to know they werenā€™t born from a place of racial prejudice. 

                
            

            
            
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with huge noses and over lined lips

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    Beautiful, Birthday, and Gif: enraged-sapphic:

marvelmoviefan48:

gothdesss:

pinkyā€“heart:
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cyber-shoppingā€“addiction:

šŸŒŸTHE MOST ICONIC LAMPS ON SALE!! SALE UP 50% OFF! šŸŒŸ
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***USE COUPON CODE: TUMBLRĀ FOR AN EXTRA DISCOUNT***
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ā€“ GET THE LED LIGHTS ROSE LAMP HERE ā€“
ā€“ GET THE FULL MOON LAMP HERE ā€“
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ā€“ GET THE MOON LAMP KEYCHAIN HERE ā€“
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ā€“ GET THE STITCH LAMP HERE ā€“
ā€“ GET THE ASTRONAUT LAMP HERE ā€“
ā€“ GET THE MAGIC BOOK LAMP HERE ā€“
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I really badly need this to my new room.

Love the moon lamp. My girlfriend got me one for my birthday  itā€™s beautiful. Highly recommend it. So pretty  relaxing. It can be the white moon like shown or a harvest orange.

*casually reblogs this so i donā€™t lose it*

I have the moon and itā€™s the best thing ever. Such a good night light

It looks amazing! I really recommend.

Got one just like this as an anniversary gift  itā€™s honestly the most meaningful, beautiful, precious gift Iā€™ve ever received .. ā€œI love you to the moon  backā€ šŸŒ•šŸ„ŗā¤ļø highly recommend getting for someone special. Itā€™s comforting when it gets dark.

Okay the magic book lamp is really cool.

*also casually reblogs so i donā€™t loose it*

THE MOON IS AMAZING GUYā€™S BUY IT
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Beautiful, Birthday, and Gif: enraged-sapphic:

marvelmoviefan48:

gothdesss:

pinkyā€“heart:
alfrhedoo:

nothingā€“breaks-like-a-heart:

ressila:

lacinari:

ixpaloa:

cyber-shoppingā€“addiction:

šŸŒŸTHE MOST ICONIC LAMPS ON SALE!! SALE UP 50% OFF! šŸŒŸ
SALE ENDS SOON!
***USE COUPON CODE: TUMBLRĀ FOR AN EXTRA DISCOUNT***
ā€“ GET THE 16 DIFFERENT COLORS MOON LAMP HERE ā€“
ā€“ GET THE LED LIGHTS ROSE LAMP HERE ā€“
ā€“ GET THE FULL MOON LAMP HERE ā€“
ā€“ GET THE PINK CHERRY BLOSSOM LAMP HERE ā€“
ā€“ GET THE CAT LAMP HERE ā€“
ā€“ GET THE PHOTOS CLIP STRING LIGHT HERE ā€“
ā€“ GET THE MAGICAL CLOUD LAMP HERE ā€“
ā€“ GET THE DIY LETTERS LIGHT BOX LAMP HERE ā€“
ā€“ GET THE MOON LAMP KEYCHAIN HERE ā€“
ā€“ GET THE SPIRITED AWAY LAMP HERE ā€“
ā€“ GET THE STITCH LAMP HERE ā€“
ā€“ GET THE ASTRONAUT LAMP HERE ā€“
ā€“ GET THE MAGIC BOOK LAMP HERE ā€“
ā€“ GET THE LED UNICORN LAMP HERE ā€“

I really badly need this to my new room.

Love the moon lamp. My girlfriend got me one for my birthday  itā€™s beautiful. Highly recommend it. So pretty  relaxing. It can be the white moon like shown or a harvest orange.

*casually reblogs this so i donā€™t lose it*

I have the moon and itā€™s the best thing ever. Such a good night light

It looks amazing! I really recommend.

Got one just like this as an anniversary gift  itā€™s honestly the most meaningful, beautiful, precious gift Iā€™ve ever received .. ā€œI love you to the moon  backā€ šŸŒ•šŸ„ŗā¤ļø highly recommend getting for someone special. Itā€™s comforting when it gets dark.

Okay the magic book lamp is really cool.

*also casually reblogs so i donā€™t loose it*

THE MOON IS AMAZING GUYā€™S BUY IT
                
                

                
            

            
            
enraged-sapphic:

marvelmoviefan48:

gothdesss:

pinkyā€“heart:
alfrhedoo:

nothingā€“breaks-like-a-heart:

ressila:

lacinari:

ixpaloa:

cyber...