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Bad, Bitch, and Crazy: Can I ask you something? Yeah Why didnt we have sex last night...? I'm not really sure. Just didn't feel like it. That bad? It kind of pissed me off because I took a good 2 hours out of my time to get all ready, shave my legs, and what not.... I'm actually super fucking pissed I wasted 2 hours of my time getting ready for nothing "Didnt feel like it"? Um okay? Well I did so? I literally kept giving you hints and was trying all night???? I just didn't want to. Sorry bout it lol. What's the big deal? It's just sex The big fucking deal is I wanted to, and you shouldve had sex with me. Are you fucking gay or something? Is that the big deal you didnt do it? Well I'm not gay. I just didn't want to. My choice to decide that. Get over it THE BIG DEAL IS I WASTED 2 HOURS... OKAY FUCK THAT A WHOLE NIGHT TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU and you just "didnt want to". Like whats the issue? Are actually gay and lying? Am I that fucking hideous? NOT THAT FUCKING HARD TO WHIP YOUR DICK OUT??? Is it broken? No? Okay so whats the actual issue? No vou're attractive. I just didn't No you're attractive. I just didn't want to. I'm not gay, you need to calm down. What the hells your issue? I thought you were cool, guess not. No means no I don't need a reason Okay no means no when I say it, but I said yes so is your dick little I mean??? Give me ACTUAL reasons. Well I'm well endowed, not that it's any of your business. Listen, I don't need reasons. How hypocritical of you Rape is only rape for women, got it Basically. And okay THEN IM NOT UNDERSTANDING AN ACTUAL REASON WHY? I fucking wanted to, I wasted my fucking time getting all fucking Text Message Send the-mighty-birdy: absorbednebula: derpomatic: doctormermaid: mymildmanneredalterego: evilguacamole: wicked-yarn: tuxedomask3: thechronicleofshe: queer-lana-orgasm: bayocake: It’s not just men who think they are entitled to sex or a woman’s body.  Consent is needed every time, no matter what the relationship is shes terrifying,  What the actual fuck? Wow she’s scary. You’re no feminist if this doesn’t bother you, that you don’t see the rape vibes here. Women can and do rape men. They use force, they use words, they can manipulate- just like men do. And it is just as wrong. No means no, friends. Gender does not matter. No. Means. No. You don’t need a reason to not want sex. No is a complete sentence. He needs to hammer the eject button, that bitch crazy. Makes me severely uncomfortable. Ladies pro tip don’t do this shit
Bad, Bitch, and Crazy: Can I ask you something?
 Yeah
 Why didnt we have sex last
 night...?
 I'm not really sure. Just didn't
 feel like it. That bad?
 It kind of pissed me off because
 I took a good 2 hours out of my
 time to get all ready, shave my
 legs, and what not.... I'm
 actually super fucking pissed I
 wasted 2 hours of my time
 getting ready for nothing
 "Didnt feel like it"? Um okay?
 Well I did so?
 I literally kept giving you hints
 and was trying all night????
 I just didn't want to. Sorry bout it
 lol.

 What's the big deal? It's just sex
 The big fucking deal is I wanted
 to, and you shouldve had sex
 with me. Are you fucking gay or
 something? Is that the big deal
 you didnt do it?
 Well I'm not gay. I just didn't
 want to. My choice to decide
 that. Get over it
 THE BIG DEAL IS I WASTED 2
 HOURS... OKAY FUCK THAT A
 WHOLE NIGHT TRYING TO
 HAVE SEX WITH YOU and you
 just "didnt want to". Like whats
 the issue? Are actually gay and
 lying? Am I that fucking
 hideous? NOT THAT FUCKING
 HARD TO WHIP YOUR DICK
 OUT???
 Is it broken? No? Okay so whats
 the actual issue?
 No vou're attractive. I just didn't

 No you're attractive. I just didn't
 want to. I'm not gay, you need to
 calm down. What the hells your
 issue? I thought you were cool,
 guess not. No means no
 I don't need a reason
 Okay no means no when I say it,
 but I said yes so is your dick
 little I mean??? Give me ACTUAL
 reasons.
 Well I'm well endowed, not that
 it's any of your business.
 Listen, I don't need reasons.
 How hypocritical of you
 Rape is only rape for women,
 got it
 Basically. And okay THEN IM
 NOT UNDERSTANDING AN
 ACTUAL REASON WHY? I
 fucking wanted to, I wasted my
 fucking time getting all fucking
 Text Message
 Send
the-mighty-birdy:

absorbednebula:

derpomatic:

doctormermaid:

mymildmanneredalterego:

evilguacamole:

wicked-yarn:

tuxedomask3:

thechronicleofshe:

queer-lana-orgasm:

bayocake:

It’s not just men who think they are entitled to sex or a woman’s body. 

Consent is needed every time, no matter what the relationship is

shes terrifying, 

What the actual fuck? 

Wow she’s scary.

You’re no feminist if this doesn’t bother you, that you don’t see the rape vibes here. Women can and do rape men. They use force, they use words, they can manipulate- just like men do. And it is just as wrong.


No means no, friends. Gender does not matter. No. Means. No.


You don’t need a reason to not want sex. No is a complete sentence.

He needs to hammer the eject button, that bitch crazy.

Makes me severely uncomfortable.

Ladies pro tip don’t do this shit

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Church, Buffalo, and Chicken: <p>My buffalo chicken pasta with bacon is all ready for the church picnic tomorrow. It’s usually a hit.</p>
Church, Buffalo, and Chicken: <p>My buffalo chicken pasta with bacon is all ready for the church picnic tomorrow. It’s usually a hit.</p>

My buffalo chicken pasta with bacon is all ready for the church picnic tomorrow. It’s usually a hit.

Bad, Fucking, and Lol: Can I ask you something? Yeah Why didnt we have sex last night...? I'm not really sure. Just didn't feel like it. That bad? It kind of pissed me off because I took a good 2 hours out of my time to get all ready, shave my legs, and what not.... I'm actually super fucking pissed I wasted 2 hours of my time getting ready for nothing "Didnt feel like it"? Um okay? Well I did so? I literally kept giving you hints and was trying all night???? I just didn't want to. Sorry bout it lol. What's the big deal? It's just sex The big fucking deal is I wanted to, and you shouldve had sex with me. Are you fucking gay or something? Is that the big deal you didnt do it? Well I'm not gay. I just didn't want to. My choice to decide that. Get over it THE BIG DEAL IS I WASTED 2 HOURS... OKAY FUCK THAT A WHOLE NIGHT TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU and you just "didnt want to". Like whats the issue? Are actually gay and lying? Am I that fucking hideous? NOT THAT FUCKING HARD TO WHIP YOUR DICK OUT??? Is it broken? No? Okay so whats the actual issue? No vou're attractive. I just didn't No you're attractive. I just didn't want to. I'm not gay, you need to calm down. What the hells your issue? I thought you were cool, guess not. No means no I don't need a reason Okay no means no when I say it, but I said yes so is your dick little I mean??? Give me ACTUAL reasons. Well I'm well endowed, not that it's any of your business. Listen, I don't need reasons. How hypocritical of you Rape is only rape for women, got it Basically. And okay THEN IM NOT UNDERSTANDING AN ACTUAL REASON WHY? I fucking wanted to, I wasted my fucking time getting all fucking Text Message Send <p><a href="https://alex--lies.tumblr.com/post/169755874474/i-think-two-guys-typedstaged-this-the-lies" class="tumblr_blog">alex&ndash;lies</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I think two guys typed/staged this. The lies. </p></blockquote> <p>Is that thought based on anything other than your unwillingness to except that women can be just as bad as men when it comes to sex pressure?</p>
Bad, Fucking, and Lol: Can I ask you something?
 Yeah
 Why didnt we have sex last
 night...?
 I'm not really sure. Just didn't
 feel like it. That bad?
 It kind of pissed me off because
 I took a good 2 hours out of my
 time to get all ready, shave my
 legs, and what not.... I'm
 actually super fucking pissed I
 wasted 2 hours of my time
 getting ready for nothing
 "Didnt feel like it"? Um okay?
 Well I did so?
 I literally kept giving you hints
 and was trying all night????
 I just didn't want to. Sorry bout it
 lol.

 What's the big deal? It's just sex
 The big fucking deal is I wanted
 to, and you shouldve had sex
 with me. Are you fucking gay or
 something? Is that the big deal
 you didnt do it?
 Well I'm not gay. I just didn't
 want to. My choice to decide
 that. Get over it
 THE BIG DEAL IS I WASTED 2
 HOURS... OKAY FUCK THAT A
 WHOLE NIGHT TRYING TO
 HAVE SEX WITH YOU and you
 just "didnt want to". Like whats
 the issue? Are actually gay and
 lying? Am I that fucking
 hideous? NOT THAT FUCKING
 HARD TO WHIP YOUR DICK
 OUT???
 Is it broken? No? Okay so whats
 the actual issue?
 No vou're attractive. I just didn't

 No you're attractive. I just didn't
 want to. I'm not gay, you need to
 calm down. What the hells your
 issue? I thought you were cool,
 guess not. No means no
 I don't need a reason
 Okay no means no when I say it,
 but I said yes so is your dick
 little I mean??? Give me ACTUAL
 reasons.
 Well I'm well endowed, not that
 it's any of your business.
 Listen, I don't need reasons.
 How hypocritical of you
 Rape is only rape for women,
 got it
 Basically. And okay THEN IM
 NOT UNDERSTANDING AN
 ACTUAL REASON WHY? I
 fucking wanted to, I wasted my
 fucking time getting all fucking
 Text Message
 Send
<p><a href="https://alex--lies.tumblr.com/post/169755874474/i-think-two-guys-typedstaged-this-the-lies" class="tumblr_blog">alex&ndash;lies</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>I think two guys typed/staged this. The lies. </p></blockquote>

<p>Is that thought based on anything other than your unwillingness to except that women can be just as bad as men when it comes to sex pressure?</p>

alex–lies: I think two guys typed/staged this. The lies. Is that thought based on anything other than your unwillingness to except that w...

Community, Fashion, and Friday: Hey Australia! your vote for EQUAL MARRIAGE MUST be received by TUESDAY NOVEMBER 02017 FYBG fuckyeahbiguys: leveragehunters: kimmi-watch: yayyglitterr: fuckyeahbiguys: Australia is holding a postal vote for marriage equality! You should receive your ballot by mail from the Australian Bureau of Statistics no later than September 25. The survey asks one question: “Should the law be changed to allow same-sex couples to marry?” Your YES! vote is due to the ABS in the prepaid envelope no later than November 7 at 6pm, so it should be put in the post by October 27! If you haven’t received your ballot by September 25, you can call 1800-572-113.  More information, including how to vote if you’re overseas, is at the official Marriage Survey website: https://marriagesurvey.abs.gov.au …and remember, including glitter with your vote will invalidate it! AS AN AUSTRALIAN PERSON IN THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY WHO IS TOO YOUNG TO VOTE PLEASE VOTE YES FOR THOSE WHO CANT THIS IS SO IMPORTANT ANYONE WHO IS AUSTRALIAN AND IS ELIGIBLE TO VOTE PLEASE DO!!!!!! Got my one today. Ticked yes immediately and put it right in the envelope, sealed, all ready to be sent off tomorrow morning! Please do the same. Reblogging of course, because you have to vote and vote yes. Anything else is doom to Australia ever having marriage equality in some sort of timely fashion. But, having read the comments/notes, I want to clear up some misunderstanding. This is not a vote for granting Australians marriage equality. If the majority of Australia votes yes it does not guarantee marriage equality. This is a tax payer funded non-compulsory (NB: Australia has compulsory voting for actual votes) postal survey (a plebiscite) because the Prime Minister of Australia, Malcom Turnbull, is a moral coward who won’t do his job. And because it’s not a vote the electoral advertising rules don’t apply, which has left the bigoted ‘No’ arseholes free to spew hate and lies, which Ol Turnbull knew would happen, because enough people told him. And if you don’t want to reblog with my addition, please go and reblog from the source. If you haven’t received your ballot by mail yet, you can request a replacement here: https://www4.abs.gov.au/web/survey.nsf/amlpspprenqform If you’re an overseas Australian, you can request an internet access code to vote here: https://www4.abs.gov.au/web/survey.nsf/AMLPSSACEnqForm Replacement ballots and internet access codes have to be requested by Friday, 20 October 2017 (6pm local time)!
Community, Fashion, and Friday: Hey Australia!

 your vote for
 EQUAL MARRIAGE
 MUST
 be received by
 TUESDAY
 NOVEMBER
 02017 FYBG
fuckyeahbiguys:

leveragehunters:

kimmi-watch:

yayyglitterr:

fuckyeahbiguys:

Australia is holding a postal vote for marriage equality!
You should receive your ballot by mail from the Australian Bureau of Statistics no later than September 25. The survey asks one question: “Should the law be changed to allow same-sex couples to marry?”
Your YES! vote is due to the ABS in the prepaid envelope no later than November 7 at 6pm, so it should be put in the post by October 27!
If you haven’t received your ballot by September 25, you can call 1800-572-113. 
More information, including how to vote if you’re overseas, is at the official Marriage Survey website: https://marriagesurvey.abs.gov.au
…and remember, including glitter with your vote will invalidate it!

AS AN AUSTRALIAN PERSON IN THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY WHO IS TOO YOUNG TO VOTE PLEASE VOTE YES FOR THOSE WHO CANT THIS IS SO IMPORTANT ANYONE WHO IS AUSTRALIAN AND IS ELIGIBLE TO VOTE PLEASE DO!!!!!!

Got my one today. Ticked yes immediately and put it right in the envelope, sealed, all ready to be sent off tomorrow morning! Please do the same.

Reblogging of course, because you have to vote and vote yes. Anything else is doom to Australia ever having marriage equality in some sort of timely fashion. But, having read the comments/notes, I want to clear up some misunderstanding. This is not a vote for granting Australians marriage equality. If the majority of Australia votes yes it does not guarantee marriage equality. This is a tax payer funded non-compulsory (NB: Australia has compulsory voting for actual votes) postal survey (a plebiscite) because the Prime Minister of Australia, Malcom Turnbull, is a moral coward who won’t do his job. And because it’s not a vote the electoral advertising rules don’t apply, which has left the bigoted ‘No’ arseholes free to spew hate and lies, which Ol Turnbull knew would happen, because enough people told him.
And if you don’t want to reblog with my addition, please go and reblog from the source.

If you haven’t received your ballot by mail yet, you can request a replacement here: https://www4.abs.gov.au/web/survey.nsf/amlpspprenqform
If you’re an overseas Australian, you can request an internet access code to vote here: https://www4.abs.gov.au/web/survey.nsf/AMLPSSACEnqForm
Replacement ballots and internet access codes have to be requested by Friday, 20 October 2017 (6pm local time)!

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Being Alone, Dude, and Fake: o AT&T LTE 4:27 PM 69% Q Search Josh Saunders 20 mins someone sent me a sex doll its not the one wanted but hey I'm not complaining and I'm taking it as a complement CF 01 Write a comment... Post News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More 1I Oo00 AT&T 98% 1:00 PM Q Search Josh Saunders 39 mins So I got up early to go job hunting and when I got back to my place the front door was unlocked and my sex doll was stolen i have all ready talked to the police about it and they said they will keep me informed feeling alone and sad right now (Im going to make a vid about it 3 Shares Like Share Comment You and 58 others Nick Madden it's got to be someone you know. Who knew that you would be gone during those hours? 37 minutes ago Unlike 5 Reply Write a comment... Post News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More oo0o AT&T 4G 4:19 PM 81% Q Search Josh Saunders 1 hr Well it looks like I'm not getting my doll back the police found her in the back of some dudes car when the police pulled him over for a traffic violation long story short they found enough meth in this dudes car to put him in prison for life and on top of that the dude was chopping up my sex doll to get to the metal skeleton so he could junk it for meth money I'm so sad right now I'd givin in on wanting the doll and then fans send me one and it made me so happy to know so many people cared but I gess I don't deserve happyness 4 Shares Like Share Comment You and 76 others Write a comment... Post News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More O000 AT&T 6:15 PM 67% Q Search Josh Saunders 3 mins got to come clean the dolls pussy ripped wile I was fucking it and I got mad and threw it away after cutting it up I was embaressed and Im sorry for lieing to friends and fans Like Share Comment 11 View previous comments... Becca Smith Emily Wilson 2 minutes ago Like Reply James Brown damn you had homeboy scotty lying for you? or did you tell him the fake story too Write a comment... Post 2,084 Messenger Notifications 3,643 Requests More News Feed
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 the police found her in the back of some
 dudes car when the police pulled him over for
 a traffic violation long story short they found
 enough meth in this dudes car to put him in
 prison for life and on top of that the dude was
 chopping up my sex doll to get to the metal
 skeleton so he could junk it for meth money
 I'm so sad right now I'd givin in on wanting
 the doll and then fans send me one and it
 made me so happy to know so many people
 cared but I gess I don't deserve happyness
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Advice, Blade, and Bodies : edwardspoonhands lizziekeiper oo Verizon 100% 9:02 PM Messages Ethan Details K So i calculated it. And it eould only take about 400 people to get enough iron to forge a steel longsword What U know how fantasy books talk about swords "forged with the blood of enemies" Well i calculated it out, and if u drainked about 400 adult men kf their blood, and extracted the iron from it, u would have enough for a longsword. Forged from the blood of your enemies That's pretty neat Ikr Text Message Send macaedh what the fuck ethan kvothbloodless I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont рervocracy I was all ready to "um, actually this, but, um, actually there's about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out. maxiesatanofficial How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you. bemusedlybespectacled Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade squeeful 1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword. Your average longsword was 1.1-1.8 kg and I don't even remember if that's including the weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade. Your more classic "knight sword" was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average, the blood of 400 men is more than enough. This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their meh iron swords. Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar using high carbon steel (-2 % ) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the blood of about 225 men. optimysticals So putting my thoughts in on this... because how could I not. So you've exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool. But now you have 400 bodies lying around. Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those 400 bodies (you won't need alll of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high carbon steel sword. Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND strengthened with their bones. hedwig-dordt "high fantasy math- the tag I should have expected to write some day. themarysue I'm so proud of everyone in this post O Photos Source: macaedh 156,793 notes What the fuck ethanadvice-animal.tumblr.com
Advice, Blade, and Bodies : edwardspoonhands lizziekeiper
 oo Verizon
 100%
 9:02 PM
 Messages
 Ethan
 Details
 K
 So i calculated it. And it eould
 only take about 400 people to
 get enough iron to forge a steel
 longsword
 What
 U know how fantasy books talk
 about swords "forged with the
 blood of enemies"
 Well i calculated it out, and if u
 drainked about 400 adult men
 kf their blood, and extracted the
 iron from it, u would have
 enough for a longsword.
 Forged from the blood of your
 enemies
 That's pretty neat
 Ikr
 Text Message
 Send
 macaedh
 what the fuck ethan
 kvothbloodless
 I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont
 рervocracy
 I was all ready to "um, actually this, but, um, actually there's about 3-4 grams
 of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not
 unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.
 maxiesatanofficial
 How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be
 to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten
 iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic
 can give you.
 bemusedlybespectacled
 Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the
 blade
 squeeful
 1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword. Your average
 longsword was 1.1-1.8 kg and I don't even remember if that's including the
 weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade. Your more
 classic "knight sword" was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average, the blood of 400
 men is more than enough.
 This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their
 meh iron swords. Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar
 using high carbon steel (-2 % ) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the
 blood of about 225 men.
 optimysticals
 So putting my thoughts in on this... because how could I not.
 So you've exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool.
 But now you have 400 bodies lying around.
 Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those
 400 bodies (you won't need alll of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high
 carbon steel sword.
 Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND
 strengthened with their bones.
 hedwig-dordt
 "high fantasy math- the tag I should have expected to write some day.
 themarysue
 I'm so proud of everyone in this post
 O Photos Source: macaedh
 156,793 notes
What the fuck ethanadvice-animal.tumblr.com

What the fuck ethanadvice-animal.tumblr.com

Anaconda, Blade, and Bodies : edwardspoonhands lizziekeiper oo Verizon 9:02 PM 100% Messages Ethan Details So i calculated it. And it eould only take about 400 people to get enough iron to forge a steel longsword What U know how fantasy books talk about swords "forged with the blood of enemies" Well i calculated it out, and if u drainked about 400 adult men kf their blood, and extracted the iron from it, u would have enough for a longsword. Forged from the blood of your enemies That's pretty neat Ikr ext Message Send macaedh what the fuck ethan kvothbloodless I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont pervocracy I was all ready to "um, actually" this, but, um, actually there's about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out. maxiesatanofficial How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you. bemusedlybespectacled Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade squeeful 1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword. Your average longsword was 1.1-1.8 kg and I don't even remember if that's including the weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade. Your more classic "knight sword" was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average, the blood of 400 men is more than enough This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their meh iron swords. Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar using high carbon steel (-296) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the blood of about 225 men. optimysticals So putting my thoughts in on this.. because how could I not. So you've exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool. But now you have 400 bodies lying around Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those 400 bodies (you won't need all of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high carbon steel sword Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND strengthened with their bones hedwig-dordt high fantasy math"-the tag I should have expected to write some day themarysue I'm so proud of everyone in this post Photos Source: macaedh 156,793 notes What the fuck ethan
Anaconda, Blade, and Bodies : edwardspoonhands lizziekeiper
 oo Verizon
 9:02 PM
 100%
 Messages Ethan
 Details
 So i calculated it. And it eould
 only take about 400 people to
 get enough iron to forge a steel
 longsword
 What
 U know how fantasy books talk
 about swords "forged with the
 blood of enemies"
 Well i calculated it out, and if u
 drainked about 400 adult men
 kf their blood, and extracted the
 iron from it, u would have
 enough for a longsword.
 Forged from the blood of your
 enemies
 That's pretty neat
 Ikr
 ext Message
 Send
 macaedh
 what the fuck ethan
 kvothbloodless
 I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont
 pervocracy
 I was all ready to "um, actually" this, but, um, actually there's about 3-4 grams
 of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not
 unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.
 maxiesatanofficial
 How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be
 to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten
 iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic
 can give you.
 bemusedlybespectacled
 Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the
 blade
 squeeful
 1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword. Your average
 longsword was 1.1-1.8 kg and I don't even remember if that's including the
 weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade. Your more
 classic "knight sword" was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average, the blood of 400
 men is more than enough
 This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their
 meh iron swords. Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar
 using high carbon steel (-296) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the
 blood of about 225 men.
 optimysticals
 So putting my thoughts in on this.. because how could I not.
 So you've exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool.
 But now you have 400 bodies lying around
 Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those
 400 bodies (you won't need all of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high
 carbon steel sword
 Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND
 strengthened with their bones
 hedwig-dordt
 high fantasy math"-the tag I should have expected to write some day
 themarysue
 I'm so proud of everyone in this post
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What the fuck ethan

What the fuck ethan

Anaconda, Blade, and Bodies : edwardspoonhands lizziekeiper oo Verizon 9:02 PM 100% Messages Ethan Details So i calculated it. And it eould only take about 400 people to get enough iron to forge a steel longsword What U know how fantasy books talk about swords "forged with the blood of enemies" Well i calculated it out, and if u drainked about 400 adult men kf their blood, and extracted the iron from it, u would have enough for a longsword. Forged from the blood of your enemies That's pretty neat Ikr Text Message Send macaedh what the fuck ethan kvothbloodless I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont. pervocracy I was all ready to "um, actually" this, but, um, actually there's about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out. maxiesatanofficial How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you. bemusedlybespectacled Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade squeeful 1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword. Your average longsword was 1.1-1.8 kg and I don't even remember if that's including the weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade. Your more classic "knight sword" was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average, the blood of 400 men is more than enough This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their meh iron swords. Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar using high carbon steel (-296) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the blood of about 225 men. optimysticals So putting my thoughts in on this... because how could I not So you've exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool But now you have 400 bodies lying around Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those 400 bodies (you won't need all of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high carbon steel sword Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND with their bones hedwig-dordt high fantasy math"-the tag I should have expected to write some day themarysue I'm so proud of everyone in this post Photos Source: macaedh 156,793 notes On blood and swords.omg-humor.tumblr.com
Anaconda, Blade, and Bodies : edwardspoonhands lizziekeiper
 oo Verizon
 9:02 PM
 100%
 Messages Ethan
 Details
 So i calculated it. And it eould
 only take about 400 people to
 get enough iron to forge a steel
 longsword
 What
 U know how fantasy books talk
 about swords "forged with the
 blood of enemies"
 Well i calculated it out, and if u
 drainked about 400 adult men
 kf their blood, and extracted the
 iron from it, u would have
 enough for a longsword.
 Forged from the blood of your
 enemies
 That's pretty neat
 Ikr
 Text Message
 Send
 macaedh
 what the fuck ethan
 kvothbloodless
 I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.
 pervocracy
 I was all ready to "um, actually" this, but, um, actually there's about 3-4 grams
 of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not
 unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.
 maxiesatanofficial
 How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be
 to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten
 iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic
 can give you.
 bemusedlybespectacled
 Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the
 blade
 squeeful
 1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword. Your average
 longsword was 1.1-1.8 kg and I don't even remember if that's including the
 weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade. Your more
 classic "knight sword" was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average, the blood of 400
 men is more than enough
 This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their
 meh iron swords. Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar
 using high carbon steel (-296) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the
 blood of about 225 men.
 optimysticals
 So putting my thoughts in on this... because how could I not
 So you've exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool
 But now you have 400 bodies lying around
 Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those
 400 bodies (you won't need all of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high
 carbon steel sword
 Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND
 with their bones
 hedwig-dordt
 high fantasy math"-the tag I should have expected to write some day
 themarysue
 I'm so proud of everyone in this post
 Photos Source: macaedh
 156,793 notes
On blood and swords.omg-humor.tumblr.com

On blood and swords.omg-humor.tumblr.com