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Al Gore: ALGORITHM AL GORE RYTHYM <p>How bow AL? via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="http://ift.tt/2BizgTg">http://ift.tt/2BizgTg</a></p>
Al Gore: ALGORITHM
 AL GORE RYTHYM
<p>How bow AL? via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="http://ift.tt/2BizgTg">http://ift.tt/2BizgTg</a></p>

<p>How bow AL? via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="http://ift.tt/2BizgTg">http://ift.tt/2BizgTg</a></p>

Al Gore: <p><a href="http://early-onset-of-night.tumblr.com/post/104841920248/al-gore-only-has-a-few-weeks-left-in-1999-al" class="tumblr_blog">early-onset-of-night</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Al Gore only has a few weeks left!</strong></p> <p>In 1999, Al predicted that the polar ice caps would be gone by 2014. As the deadline neared and the polar ice caps stubbornly did not shrink, he revised his prediction outward—which is exactly how science* works: you take observable, quantifiable, repeatable data and fudge it for political purposes or to strengthen a personal faith. In 2013 and so far this year as well, the polar ice caps even expanded.</p> <p>But I’ve always liked me some Al Gore. He was Vice President to Clinton’s President, the yin to the yang, the righteous and upstanding boy scout to the leering, grabby man-whore of Bill, who got a blowjob in the Oval Office and still managed to not have sexual relations.</p> <p>The dude invented the very internet on which you are reading this and delightfully entered a wilderness period, complete with beard and weight gain, after his election to the Presidency was stolen from him by the Supreme Court in 2001. So I will give him the benefit of the doubt, and thus do hereby declare in no uncertain terms that on the morning of January 1st, 2015, when we all awake hungover, the polar ice caps will be totally, completely fucking gone.</p> <p><em><small>*oops, I mean climate science</small></em></p></blockquote>
Al Gore: <p><a href="http://early-onset-of-night.tumblr.com/post/104841920248/al-gore-only-has-a-few-weeks-left-in-1999-al" class="tumblr_blog">early-onset-of-night</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><strong>Al Gore only has a few weeks left!</strong></p>
<p>In 1999, Al predicted that the polar ice caps would be gone by 2014. As the deadline neared and the polar ice caps stubbornly did not shrink, he revised his prediction outward—which is exactly how science* works: you take observable, quantifiable, repeatable data and fudge it for political purposes or to strengthen a personal faith. In 2013 and so far this year as well, the polar ice caps even expanded.</p>
<p>But I’ve always liked me some Al Gore. He was Vice President to Clinton’s President, the yin to the yang, the righteous and upstanding boy scout to the leering, grabby man-whore of Bill, who got a blowjob in the Oval Office and still managed to not have sexual relations.</p>
<p>The dude invented the very internet on which you are reading this and delightfully entered a wilderness period, complete with beard and weight gain, after his election to the Presidency was stolen from him by the Supreme Court in 2001. So I will give him the benefit of the doubt, and thus do hereby declare in no uncertain terms that on the morning of January 1st, 2015, when we all awake hungover, the polar ice caps will be totally, completely fucking gone.</p>
<p><em><small>*oops, I mean climate science</small></em></p></blockquote>

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