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Dank, Iphone, and Memes: USHMEISTER@kingushbal 1d
Sooo at what age do we stop
snapchatting? Or are we all gonna be 65
updating our stories at bingo?
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@lm_Saiko
Replying to @kingushbal
Imma be showing off my garden
17:26 15/05/2019 Twitter for iPhone
#TomatoSzn #BestGardenInMaryland by KingPZe
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Dank, Memes, and Target: Me, losing my mommy at the grocery store at 22 years
of age
Meirl by Damnit_Dogz
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Dank, Memes, and Reddit: u/hunter252
420
Karma
4m 20d
Reddit age
My time has come
My time has come by hunter252
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My time has come by hunter252 MORE MEMES
Barbie, Grandma, and Tumblr: justfigment:
dysphoric-spidey:
thesoupistoohot:
barbie turns 60 this year, so i wanted to draw her closer to her ‘real’ age
a foxy grandma
Bold of you to assume barbie isn’t immortal
Immortal doesn’t neccessarily mean entirely, permanently youthful. Long live immortal, mature looking Barbie!!
justfigment: dysphoric-spidey: thesoupistoohot: barbie turns 60 this year, so i wanted to draw her closer to her ‘real’ age a foxy grand...
Memes, Army, and Civil War: AT THE AGE OF 12
AND ALREADY A
TWO YEAR VETERAN
OF THE CIVIL WAR,
JOHN CLEM
SHOT A
CONFEDERATE
COLONEL WHO HAD
DEMANDED HIS
SURRENDER DURING
A UNION RETREAT.
HE GAINED A
PROMOTION TO
SERGEANT AND IS
THE YOUNGEST NCo
IN THE HISTORY OF
THE US ARMY. HE
LATER BECAME THE
LAST CIVIL WAR
SOLDIER TO RETIRE
FROM THE ARMY,
IN 1915.
CRACKEDON
Clem was discharged from the Army in 1864 at age 13, but sought to rejoin the military in 1870. Nominated to West Point by President Ulysses S. Grant, Clem failed the entrance exam several times before Grant appointed him a second lieutenant in the U.S. Army. Clem enjoyed a successful second military career, rising to the rank of colonel and assistant quartermaster general by 1906. He retired on the eve of U.S. entry into World War I with the rank of major general, the last Civil War veteran to actively serve in the U.S. Army. Clem died in 1937 and is buried at Arlington National Cemetery
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Clem was discharged from the Army in 1864 at age 13, but sought to rejoin the military in 1870. Nominated to West Point by President Ulysses...
Ass, Bermuda Triangle, and Lay's: chwistopher
@Loudwindow
30
If you're out at sea and your compass is
acting strange, you're close to mermaids.
Fish have a semblance of magnetism
that lets them navigate the ocean. Due
to being much larger than fish (and
having the potential to grow larger than
whales), mermaids are giant magnets.
Chwistopher
@Loudwindow
Aside from using their magnetism like
fish to navigate the ocean, mermaids
also use their magnetism to locate
impure silver/gold, jewelry, and other
metals -- explaining the age old tale of
mermaids having hoards of treasure.
o Chwistopher
@Loudwindow
Due to their magnetism, mermaids were
able to easily detect ships, as their metal
anchors hitting the ocean floor was
basically screaming "TM HERE" to
mermaids.
theblackqueen-ofmyheart:
otherwindow:
Mermaid, sensing a pirate ship 5km away: don’tPirates: [lays anchor]Mermaid, with a magnetic migraine:
This explains why the Bermuda Triangle’s magnetic field fucks with ships and planes and everything. There’s either a huge ass mermaid in there or there’s a huge ass mermaid colony
![Ass, Bermuda Triangle, and Lay's: chwistopher
@Loudwindow
30
If you're out at sea and your compass is
acting strange, you're close to mermaids.
Fish have a semblance of magnetism
that lets them navigate the ocean. Due
to being much larger than fish (and
having the potential to grow larger than
whales), mermaids are giant magnets.
Chwistopher
@Loudwindow
Aside from using their magnetism like
fish to navigate the ocean, mermaids
also use their magnetism to locate
impure silver/gold, jewelry, and other
metals -- explaining the age old tale of
mermaids having hoards of treasure.
o Chwistopher
@Loudwindow
Due to their magnetism, mermaids were
able to easily detect ships, as their metal
anchors hitting the ocean floor was
basically screaming "TM HERE" to
mermaids.
theblackqueen-ofmyheart:
otherwindow:
Mermaid, sensing a pirate ship 5km away: don’tPirates: [lays anchor]Mermaid, with a magnetic migraine:
This explains why the Bermuda Triangle’s magnetic field fucks with ships and planes and everything. There’s either a huge ass mermaid in there or there’s a huge ass mermaid colony](https://pics.esmemes.com/chwistopher-loudwindow-30-if-youre-out-at-sea-and-your-56063705.png)
theblackqueen-ofmyheart: otherwindow: Mermaid, sensing a pirate ship 5km away: don’tPirates: [lays anchor]Mermaid, with a magnetic migra...
Dank, Memes, and Target: s | Age of | Infinity |
War
Ultron
8
Justice League
True dat. by anonymous_2K20
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![America, Parents, and Respect: CITY
NEW YORK'S PICTURE NEWSPAPER
EX-GI BECOMES
BLONDE BEAUTY
Operations Transform Bronx Youth
A World of a Difference
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a photegnaher in Denrk Parents were
in a eter Christine (thats
dreamsofamadman:
somethingaboutdelia:
cryingalonewithfrankenstein:
This photo always cheers me up a bit. It’s a front-page article from 1955 about Christine Jorgensen, one of the first women to have sex-reassignment surgery.
Since the text is a bit small and I couldn’t find a larger copy, here’s what the small blurb says:
A World of a Difference
George W. Jorgensen, Jr., son of a Bronx carpenter, served in the Army for two years and was given honorable discharge in 1946. Now George is no more. After six operations, Jorgensen’s sex has been changed and today she is a striking woman, working as a photographer in Denmark. Parents were informed of the big change in a letter Christine (that’s her new name) sent to them recently.
This article is 58 years old, and it’s more respectful of Christine’s pronoun choices and name than some publications are today. It makes me happy to see a newspaper be respectful of a trans person’s choice of name and pronouns like that :3
Say it again for the haters in the back who want to keep pretending that trans people, or even treating trans people with respect is even remotely anything new. 😎
It’s worth mentioning, that this was kinda celebrated as a wonder of the atomic age at the time. “Look at the power of our scientists! Look at what we can do!”You know, back when America was trying to be the leader in scientific advancement.](https://pics.esmemes.com/city-new-yorks-picture-newspaper-ex-gi-becomes-blonde-beauty-operations-55998371.png)
Girls, Hello, and Tumblr: sabertoothwalrus:
sabertoothwalrus:
sabertoothwalrus:
sabertoothwalrus:
sabertoothwalrus:
sabertoothwalrus:
this kitten weighs over 5 pounds already and he’s only 14 weeks old. He’s half the size of an adult cat and he hasn’t even lost his baby teeth yet
He is now 16 weeks old and over 6 pounds. Kittens are supposed to be half their adult weight at 5-6 months, and he is barely 4 months old. What the fuck.
Now at 22 weeks, 5 months old, half his adult weight, this baby is 10 pounds,,,
30 WEEKS. 7 MONTHS.
14 POUNDS.
THAT IS TWICE THE AVERAGE WEIGHT OF A CAT HIS AGE. THE GIRLS IN HIS LITTER ARE ONLY LIKE 8 POUNDS WHY IS HE SO HUGE
Hello it is Time for Another Update!!!
It is June 18th, 2018. Half-n-Half is now 10 months old. Last I weighed him (like 2 weeks ago?) he was over 15 pounds, but he’s not gaining weight as rapidly anymore. Regardless, he’s still Big
GUESS WHO’S ONE AND A HALF AND WEIGHS 17 POUNDS
THIS FUCKIN MAGNIFICENT GUY!!!!!!!!
HALF-N-HALF!!!!!!!
sabertoothwalrus: sabertoothwalrus: sabertoothwalrus: sabertoothwalrus: sabertoothwalrus: sabertoothwalrus: this kitten weighs ove...
