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About That Life: u/Fio_Fiddlesworth ld imgur So my Mom sold one of her schnauzer puppies to an aspiring photographer DrSmashlove So u know how I said a few weeks ago that I tried all the healthy ice creams and I was done with them, and I was going back to real ice cream? About that. See there comes a time in yo life when u realize: u just ain’t about that life. It come at different times for different people. Some of u pretty ladies go to music festivals. And y’all got that friend Mandy. Mandy got a lil marketing gig in the city where she make a good wage. Went to a good school. Seem normal. But she different. U knew it when u hit Lollapalooza with her and watched her pop a Molly, pop three pills where she ain’t even know what pills they are, some cool white kid in a Larry Bird jersey just handed them to y’all so she took them, smoked a blunt, then snorted coke with that same kid in a port a potty. U seen her 15 min later vibing to Chance the Rapper while a lil bit of puke dribbled out the corner of her mouth while she looked around crazily and on that day, u had a realization: u ain’t bout that life. Mandy? Bout that life. U? Not about that life πŸ˜‚. That’s me with ice cream. I went to Mariano super market. Grabbed some Ben and Jerry Cookie Dough. Seen it had 60 grams fat - 1,120 calories-pint. Gently caressed my 6 pack over my t shirt. And reflected on the fact that I’m just not bout that life. So I copped some skinny cow ice cream sandwiches. Each one got 160 calories. I eat two to get satisfied and that’s plenty. I gotta eat seven them b!tches to equal one pint of Ben and Jerry. I used to be bigger. Had a 36 waist. Ate whatever I wanted. I can’t go back to that place. I’m a new smash. U feel me? I’m in a different place. I’ll eat B + J once in a blue moon bc it (and Jeni’s) are still the GOATs but for daily use, imma stick to these skinny cows. P.s. Skinny cow please make them rectangular with a paper (not plastic) cover. On the rare occasion my mama bought us a box of generic ice cream sandwiches, peeling the paper off as it sticks to the ice cream on the side and then liiiiiicking it up the side was the best part. The adult equivalent is peeling the panties off a woman, seeing them stick to the Nani, and liiiiiiiicking...well, y’all get the point πŸ€—. Bless up! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
About That Life: u/Fio_Fiddlesworth ld imgur
 So my Mom sold one of her schnauzer
 puppies to an aspiring photographer
 DrSmashlove
So u know how I said a few weeks ago that I tried all the healthy ice creams and I was done with them, and I was going back to real ice cream? About that. See there comes a time in yo life when u realize: u just ain’t about that life. It come at different times for different people. Some of u pretty ladies go to music festivals. And y’all got that friend Mandy. Mandy got a lil marketing gig in the city where she make a good wage. Went to a good school. Seem normal. But she different. U knew it when u hit Lollapalooza with her and watched her pop a Molly, pop three pills where she ain’t even know what pills they are, some cool white kid in a Larry Bird jersey just handed them to y’all so she took them, smoked a blunt, then snorted coke with that same kid in a port a potty. U seen her 15 min later vibing to Chance the Rapper while a lil bit of puke dribbled out the corner of her mouth while she looked around crazily and on that day, u had a realization: u ain’t bout that life. Mandy? Bout that life. U? Not about that life πŸ˜‚. That’s me with ice cream. I went to Mariano super market. Grabbed some Ben and Jerry Cookie Dough. Seen it had 60 grams fat - 1,120 calories-pint. Gently caressed my 6 pack over my t shirt. And reflected on the fact that I’m just not bout that life. So I copped some skinny cow ice cream sandwiches. Each one got 160 calories. I eat two to get satisfied and that’s plenty. I gotta eat seven them b!tches to equal one pint of Ben and Jerry. I used to be bigger. Had a 36 waist. Ate whatever I wanted. I can’t go back to that place. I’m a new smash. U feel me? I’m in a different place. I’ll eat B + J once in a blue moon bc it (and Jeni’s) are still the GOATs but for daily use, imma stick to these skinny cows. P.s. Skinny cow please make them rectangular with a paper (not plastic) cover. On the rare occasion my mama bought us a box of generic ice cream sandwiches, peeling the paper off as it sticks to the ice cream on the side and then liiiiiicking it up the side was the best part. The adult equivalent is peeling the panties off a woman, seeing them stick to the Nani, and liiiiiiiicking...well, y’all get the point πŸ€—. Bless up! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

So u know how I said a few weeks ago that I tried all the healthy ice creams and I was done with them, and I was going back to real ice c...

About That Life: When he's about that life @CUFFIES.UK Face rides in public cmere baby lifts skirt over your head πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’β€β™€οΈπŸ’β€β™€οΈ chicksbelike dudesbelike facefuck
About That Life: When he's about that life
 @CUFFIES.UK
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About That Life: C. CASSANDRA CurrentSituation. Oh yeah...I'm about that life. Can't get my wine in there tho πŸ€”. Anywho...have a great night peeps πŸ’‹πŸ·(Art by @cassandracalin)
About That Life: C. CASSANDRA
CurrentSituation. Oh yeah...I'm about that life. Can't get my wine in there tho πŸ€”. Anywho...have a great night peeps πŸ’‹πŸ·(Art by @cassandracalin)

CurrentSituation. Oh yeah...I'm about that life. Can't get my wine in there tho πŸ€”. Anywho...have a great night peeps πŸ’‹πŸ·(Art by @cassandra...

About That Life: That moment when you realize you're not about that life (vid @hahadavis)
About That Life: That moment when you realize you're not about that life (vid @hahadavis)

That moment when you realize you're not about that life (vid @hahadavis)

About That Life: TreySongz is about that life
About That Life: TreySongz is about that life

TreySongz is about that life

About That Life: Jon Jafari @JonTronShow Mar 8 Google's official picture for "AIDS" makes me laugh every time. I'm going to hell, I know. ABOU MPTOMS REATIVIENTS Symptoms include malaise and HIV virus fatigue < 12 843 5,458 わin reply to @JonTronShow Jon Jafari @JonTronShow @JonTronShow "Shit, I think the AlDS just kicked in" 5:50 PM Mar 8, 2017 <p><a href="https://the-x-button.tumblr.com/post/158360747768/alsmiiffy-hmm-he-keeps-digging-himself" class="tumblr_blog">the-x-button</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://alsmiiffy.tumblr.com/post/158244715727/hmm-he-keeps-digging-himself-deeper-this-post" class="tumblr_blog">alsmiiffy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hmm… he keeps digging himself deeper</p> <p><br/> This post is going around in the β€œJontron did nothing wrong” community without its caption and I just wanna say that I’m not about that life. I used to be a fan of his and then he just crossed a line</p> </blockquote> <p>Jon: *jokingly*Β β€œshit i think the aids just kicked in”<br/></p> <p>local tumblr user alsmiiffy:</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="602" data-orig-width="599"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/075646317aa6f0c524b27f78f0c63f7f/tumblr_inline_omrnjq554x1qlq63p_540.png" data-orig-height="602" data-orig-width="599"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Lmao y'all really need to cool it with these reaches. Of the things to get offended at Jon for, this is definitely not one of them.</p>
About That Life: Jon Jafari @JonTronShow
 Mar 8
 Google's official picture for "AIDS" makes
 me laugh every time. I'm going to hell, I
 know.
 ABOU
 MPTOMS
 REATIVIENTS
 Symptoms include
 malaise and
 HIV virus
 fatigue
 < 12 843 5,458
 わin reply to @JonTronShow
 Jon Jafari
 @JonTronShow
 @JonTronShow "Shit, I think the AlDS just
 kicked in"
 5:50 PM Mar 8, 2017
<p><a href="https://the-x-button.tumblr.com/post/158360747768/alsmiiffy-hmm-he-keeps-digging-himself" class="tumblr_blog">the-x-button</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://alsmiiffy.tumblr.com/post/158244715727/hmm-he-keeps-digging-himself-deeper-this-post" class="tumblr_blog">alsmiiffy</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>Hmm… he keeps digging himself deeper</p>

<p><br/>
This post is going around in the β€œJontron did nothing wrong” community without its caption and I just wanna say that I’m not about that life. I used to be a fan of his and then he just crossed a line</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Jon: *jokingly*Β β€œshit i think the aids just kicked in”<br/></p>
<p>local tumblr user alsmiiffy:</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="602" data-orig-width="599"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/075646317aa6f0c524b27f78f0c63f7f/tumblr_inline_omrnjq554x1qlq63p_540.png" data-orig-height="602" data-orig-width="599"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Lmao y'all really need to cool it with these reaches. Of the things to get offended at Jon for, this is definitely not one of them.</p>

<p><a href="https://the-x-button.tumblr.com/post/158360747768/alsmiiffy-hmm-he-keeps-digging-himself" class="tumblr_blog">the-x-button</a...

About That Life: /T b r: U Jujimufu is really about that life 😨πŸ’ͺ🏼
About That Life: /T
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 U
Jujimufu is really about that life 😨πŸ’ͺ🏼

Jujimufu is really about that life 😨πŸ’ͺ🏼

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ· Lil baby about that life.. viralcypher funniest15seconds From @memetangclan__