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Apparently, Bitch, and Dude: Hacker Scripts Based on a true story. xoox: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... I fsomething- anything requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxoc: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy xxx: You're gonna love this ooc: smack-my-bitch-up.sh -sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login xxox: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help" trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time" xxx: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am xoox: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee. sh this one waits exatly 17 seconds(), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew.Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 () seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xoxx: holy sh"t I'm keeping those I found this on an old Git account
Apparently, Bitch, and Dude: Hacker Scripts
 Based on a true story.
 xoox: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know
 that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... I fsomething- anything
 requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that.
 xxoc: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy
 xxx: You're gonna love this
 ooc: smack-my-bitch-up.sh -sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons
 from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server
 after 9pm with his login
 xxox: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help"
 trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database
 to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time"
 xxx: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna
 work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive
 sessions on the server at 8:45am
 xoox: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee. sh this one waits exatly 17 seconds(), then opens a telnet session to
 our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and
 running) and sends something like sys brew.Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits
 another 24 () seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from
 the dudes desk.
 xoxx: holy sh"t I'm keeping those
I found this on an old Git account

I found this on an old Git account

Apparently, Dank, and Drunk: Just got a reply from the training program I applied to, apparently im an outstanding candidate but also on a waiting list. So Im drunk and eating ice cream at 3pm. by Kwantuum MORE MEMES
Apparently, Dank, and Drunk: Just got a reply from the training program I applied to, apparently im an outstanding candidate but also on a waiting list. So Im drunk and eating ice cream at 3pm. by Kwantuum
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Just got a reply from the training program I applied to, apparently im an outstanding candidate but also on a waiting list. So Im drunk and ...

Animals, Be Like, and Butthurt: Love this IN THE FIGHTIN MANSPREADING WITH BLEACH 3,381,716 Views In the Now 26 September at 19:00 Like Page This is a pretty extreme way to combat #manspreading 2 Comments 26K Shares b Like Comment Share Hahaha.. on the bus, for every guy sitting next to me Like Reply-9h learn, it's like training dogs isn't it Like Reply 5h absolutely! They might actually learn, it's like training dogs isn't it Like Reply 5h Write a reply.. This is a pretty extreme way to combat #manspreading". Jeez, can you imagine what you lot would be like if blokes went around pouring water over girls, and then comparing the act to be like "training dogs"? The amount of outroar, butthurt, and accusations of assault would be phenomenal Like Reply 23m Edited I think you've misinterpreted my words, I never said I agree with the actions. I just love that someone is actually standing up against it as it's incredibly rude/uncomfortable and females don't feel they have a choice when having to squeeze up when a male next time them is being inconsiderate and manspreading I do disagree and think it's extreme; but I understand the women have been doing it to create a statement. My comm pouring/spraying water is commonly used to train dogs/cats and by using this action we are essentially treating males as animals. No where in the comments did my friend or l state we agree with the act of pouring water on the males ent about training dogs is purely that Like Reply 18m "love this" and sharing it is clearly showing your support for this kind of treatment, and by making the reference and connection to spraying them like animals - that's just degrading in itself, imagine if a guy had said that about trying to get women to stop doing things that annoy them? You can make a statement without mildly assaulting people on public transport Yes I do support the statement, and I'm proud females are standing up against it. Doesn't mean I agree with the course of action. And in no way did I state otherwise. You may have misinterpreted and assumed the post as act of complete agreement. Like Reply 8m Shares post*, "love this", "it's like training dogs "You may have misinterpreted and assumed the post as act of complete agreement." And you wonder why? Like Reply-1m About pouring bleach in peoples laps: "I can post and say what I want on social media but when you call me out on it you're the one who's wrong and you've misinterpreted it."
Animals, Be Like, and Butthurt: Love this
 IN THE
 FIGHTIN
 MANSPREADING
 WITH BLEACH
 3,381,716 Views
 In the Now
 26 September at 19:00
 Like Page
 This is a pretty extreme way to combat #manspreading
 2 Comments 26K Shares
 b Like
 Comment
 Share
 Hahaha.. on the bus, for every guy sitting next to me
 Like Reply-9h
 learn, it's like training dogs isn't it
 Like Reply 5h

 absolutely! They might actually
 learn, it's like training dogs isn't it
 Like Reply 5h
 Write a reply..
 This is a pretty extreme way to combat
 #manspreading". Jeez, can you imagine what you lot would be like if
 blokes went around pouring water over girls, and then comparing the
 act to be like "training dogs"? The amount of outroar, butthurt, and
 accusations of assault would be phenomenal
 Like Reply 23m Edited
 I think you've misinterpreted
 my words, I never said I agree with the actions. I just love
 that someone is actually standing up against it as it's
 incredibly rude/uncomfortable and females don't feel they
 have a choice when having to squeeze up when a male
 next time them is being inconsiderate and manspreading
 I do disagree and think it's extreme; but I understand the
 women have been doing it to create a statement. My
 comm
 pouring/spraying water is commonly used to train
 dogs/cats and by using this action we are essentially
 treating males as animals. No where in the comments did
 my friend or l state we agree with the act of pouring water
 on the males
 ent about training dogs is purely that
 Like Reply 18m
 "love this" and sharing it is clearly showing your support for
 this kind of treatment, and by making the reference and
 connection to spraying them like animals - that's just
 degrading in itself, imagine if a guy had said that about trying
 to get women to stop doing things that annoy them? You can
 make a statement without mildly assaulting people on public
 transport

 Yes I do support the statement, and I'm
 proud females are standing up against it. Doesn't mean I
 agree with the course of action.
 And in no way did I state otherwise. You may have
 misinterpreted and assumed the post as act of complete
 agreement.
 Like Reply 8m
 Shares post*, "love this", "it's
 like training dogs
 "You may have misinterpreted and assumed the post as act
 of complete agreement."
 And you wonder why?
 Like Reply-1m
About pouring bleach in peoples laps: "I can post and say what I want on social media but when you call me out on it you're the one who's wrong and you've misinterpreted it."

About pouring bleach in peoples laps: "I can post and say what I want on social media but when you call me out on it you're the one who's wr...