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Animals, Children, and Flexing: I would never mess with Gelada Baboons iredd.it -Submitted 1 day ago by 79 comments share save hide give award report crosspost 1226 61 points 1 day ago They're one of the most dangerous animal on hearth an will destroy you in seconds. Stay out of their path and territory. They're amazing but they will fight to death to protect what they have. permalink embed save report give award reply S69 points 23 hours ago (2 children) 51 points 20 hours ago I love it that people just upvote this shit. Geladas eat 90% grass. Herbivores. You are only really in danger from a gelada if you are another male gelada threatening an adult male. Even in that case, it's mostly show-- they do the scary lip and eyelid flip and make a lot of noise. permalink embed save parent report give award reply 2 points 6 hours ago (0 children) 1 point an hour ago (2 children) -63 points 19 hours ago Or maybe stop acting like you know shit about these animals you only know anything about because maybe you read some stuff in a book, or you vaguely remember something that was said on television. Baboons have been documented killing young gazelles for the meat. They're not strictly herbivores, they will eat meat if they're hungry enough. They take tiny things like eye contact and the showing of teeth as a challenge and if you make them think for a second that you are weaker they will kill you. Go ahead, I'd love to see you prove you're theory that if you make a lot of noise they'll just run away. As a small army of monkeys surrounds you, I'd love to see you try and convince them that you're more dangerous than they are. Go ahead and see how charging them pans out. I'm sure they'd all just run away exactly as you said. The fact is the animal kingdom isn't some logic machine where you put in a value and always get the same result. You can't say anything for certain because there's always exceptions to these absolutist statements people love to make all the goddamn time. Just stop it. Stop pretending like you're some kind of expert, and just accept that you don't know all the things and it's perfectly fine when other people know better than you. permalink embed save parent report give award reply 69 points 19 hours ago Not geladas. They belong to the genus Theropithecus. You are talking about an entirely different genus of animals: Papio. Source: Am a professor of Biological anthropology. Literally the sub-discipline of anthropology that specializes in primates. Check my post history if you want. Also, don't be an asshole. permalink embed save parent report give award reply 36 points 19 hours ago Holy shit man, you just ended that mans career. If he doesn't reply it's because he's hanging in his closet right now. permalink embed save parent report give award reply 42 points 18 hours ago Stop pretending like you're some kind of expert Sort of the high point of my life on Reddit so far. Someone accusing me of pretending to be an expert in the one and only super specialized topic in which I am an actual expert. permalink embed save parent report give award reply 9 points 16 hours ago Man I wish one day I could flex like that loool. Thanks for bringing good info to the sub though permalink embed save parent report give award reply H -63 points 19 hours ago Oh fuck off. You were being an asshole too, and I reserve the right to be an asshole to assholes, don't act like you were just some kindly professor offering up your expertise. You were being a condescending prick who can't present information in an engaging way. Seriously all that expertise and the best you can come across as is just another asshole on the internet? I pity anyone who has to suffer a lecture from you. permalink embed save parent report give award reply Havoccity Cubic Wombat Turd 0 points 13 hours ago r/dontyouknowwhoiam permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply H Bloodyhippo56 2 points 7 hours ago Can I be in the screenshot? permalink embed save parent report give award reply Stitched together from r/natureismetal
Animals, Children, and Flexing: I would never mess with Gelada Baboons iredd.it
 -Submitted 1 day ago by
 79 comments share save hide give award report crosspost
 1226
 61 points 1 day ago
 They're one of the most dangerous animal on hearth an will destroy you in seconds. Stay out of their path and
 territory. They're amazing but they will fight to death to protect what they have.
 permalink embed save report give award reply
 S69 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
 51 points 20 hours ago
 I love it that people just upvote this shit. Geladas eat 90% grass. Herbivores. You are only really in danger from a
 gelada if you are another male gelada threatening an adult male. Even in that case, it's mostly show-- they do the
 scary lip and eyelid flip and make a lot of noise.
 permalink embed save parent report give award reply
 2 points 6 hours ago (0 children)
 1 point an hour ago (2 children)
 -63 points 19 hours ago
 Or maybe stop acting like you know shit about these animals you only know anything about because maybe you read
 some stuff in a book, or you vaguely remember something that was said on television.
 Baboons have been documented killing young gazelles for the meat. They're not strictly herbivores, they will eat meat
 if they're hungry enough. They take tiny things like eye contact and the showing of teeth as a challenge and if you
 make them think for a second that you are weaker they will kill you. Go ahead, I'd love to see you prove you're theory
 that if you make a lot of noise they'll just run away. As a small army of monkeys surrounds you, I'd love to see you
 try and convince them that you're more dangerous than they are. Go ahead and see how charging them pans out. I'm
 sure they'd all just run away exactly as you said.
 The fact is the animal kingdom isn't some logic machine where you put in a value and always get the same result. You
 can't say anything for certain because there's always exceptions to these absolutist statements people love to make
 all the goddamn time. Just stop it. Stop pretending like you're some kind of expert, and just accept that you don't
 know all the things and it's perfectly fine when other people know better than you.
 permalink embed save parent report give award reply
 69 points 19 hours ago
 Not geladas. They belong to the genus Theropithecus. You are talking about an entirely different genus of animals:
 Papio.
 Source: Am a professor of Biological anthropology. Literally the sub-discipline of anthropology that specializes in
 primates. Check my post history if you want. Also, don't be an asshole.
 permalink embed save parent report give award reply
 36 points 19 hours ago
 Holy shit man, you just ended that mans career. If he doesn't reply it's because he's hanging in his closet right now.
 permalink embed save parent report give award reply
 42 points 18 hours ago
 Stop pretending like you're some kind of expert
 Sort of the high point of my life on Reddit so far. Someone accusing me of pretending to be an expert in the one and
 only super specialized topic in which I am an actual expert.
 permalink embed save parent report give award reply
 9 points 16 hours ago
 Man I wish one day I could flex like that loool. Thanks for bringing good info to the sub though
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 -63 points 19 hours ago
 Oh fuck off. You were being an asshole too, and I reserve the right to be an asshole to assholes, don't act like you
 were just some kindly professor offering up your expertise. You were being a condescending prick who can't present
 information in an engaging way. Seriously all that expertise and the best you can come across as is just another
 asshole on the internet? I pity anyone who has to suffer a lecture from you.
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 Can I be in the screenshot?
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Chris Brown, Dating, and Family: 12:59 il5GE 1 Share 20.1k 1.2k I would like to respectfully disagree with your post. While the Keanu worship can get out of hand sometimes, it's all for fun. And I think that we need to appreciate people like him. There are very few of them left. Honestly, we live in a world where actors are more trustworthy than the government. We don't love Keanu because he is perfect. We love him because he is a nice guy, and not an r/niceguys type nice guy. I feel like whoever is dating him is really lucky. Now, I don't really look up to him as much as other people do, but I understand why people do it. I feel like that we don't look at him as a god, but rather as a father figure. A lot of redditors have trouble with their family, so I think that we look to Keanu as a man we can model our behavior after. The one thing I fear is that we run out of positive role models to look up to. Keanu isn't a saint to us, we just pretend he is for laughs. In reality, we just do it for the karma. But he is a good man, and I'd rather have us worshipping him than Chris Brown, Cardi B, or the like. I think that the memes sometimes go too far, but he is a good person. T understand that Keanu doesn't like the praise, but I think that he's just being humble. We look up to him because he deserves some recognition for who he is. Everyone in Hollywood is getting fucked over one way or another. We are just giving him what he needs. I feel like he is going through some sort of depression, and he doesn't feel like he deserves the praise. He does. Maybe the TIME thing was partially just for laughs, but BTS was up there, and l'd rather have Keanu th K-Pop. And even then, we all seem to think that the Hona Kono nrotesters deserve it the most My friend wrote a fucking seven paragraph essay about Keanu Reeves
Chris Brown, Dating, and Family: 12:59
 il5GE
 1 Share
 20.1k
 1.2k
 I would like to respectfully disagree with your post.
 While the Keanu worship can get out of hand
 sometimes, it's all for fun. And I think that we need to
 appreciate people like him. There are very few of
 them left.
 Honestly, we live in a world where actors are more
 trustworthy than the government. We don't love
 Keanu because he is perfect. We love him because he
 is a nice guy, and not an r/niceguys type nice guy. I
 feel like whoever is dating him is really lucky.
 Now, I don't really look up to him as much as other
 people do, but I understand why people do it. I feel
 like that we don't look at him as a god, but rather as a
 father figure. A lot of redditors have trouble with their
 family, so I think that we look to Keanu as a man we
 can model our behavior after. The one thing I fear is
 that we run out of positive role models to look up to.
 Keanu isn't a saint to us, we just pretend he is for
 laughs. In reality, we just do it for the karma. But he is
 a good man, and I'd rather have us worshipping him
 than Chris Brown, Cardi B, or the like. I think that the
 memes sometimes go too far, but he is a good
 person.
 T understand that Keanu doesn't like the praise, but I
 think that he's just being humble. We look up to him
 because he deserves some recognition for who he is.
 Everyone in Hollywood is getting fucked over one
 way or another. We are just giving him what he needs.
 I feel like he is going through some sort of
 depression, and he doesn't feel like he deserves the
 praise. He does.
 Maybe the TIME thing was partially just for laughs,
 but BTS was up there, and l'd rather have Keanu th
 K-Pop. And even then, we all seem to think that the
 Hona Kono nrotesters deserve it the most
My friend wrote a fucking seven paragraph essay about Keanu Reeves

My friend wrote a fucking seven paragraph essay about Keanu Reeves

Apparently, Chill, and Christmas: If you waste your time getting outraged over halloween costumes, clapping, people stating dictionary definitions, the peace/OK sign, and people saying Merry Christmas, you're an example of people living such perfect lives they have to make up their own problems. self.unpopularopinion submitted 15 hours ago * b 13.8k I'm a millennial but back in the early 2000's you had people get offended over stuff that was worth getting offended over. But now you have people who seemingly look for tiny things to get upset and offended over so they can attention seek and virtue signal, going as far as to get offended over other's behalf, for example halloween costumes are apparently something that should be cancelled because "culltural apropriation" or some other bs. if you get outraged over any of the above then I'm sorry, but you've got a lot of growing up to do and should find a better use of your time because nobody likes neurotic whiners who come across as more like concern trolls than serious people. Also being constantly outraged over every little thing can't be good for your blood pressure. Chill edit thank you for the silver kind stranger! edit TIL if you think SJW PC culture is toxic bs you can't be a liberal You in another comment thread in response to getting told that complaining about other people complaining about things that don't effect you whatsoever is hypocritical: "I guess people can't be frustrated about anything anymore, NDT better stop complaining about flat-earthers" You when people get annoyed by your bragging over imaginary internet points in a conservative circlejerk of a sub: WoW lOoK aT eVeRyOnE gEtTINg TrIgGeReD IMaO" Here's a hint: if you want to LARP as a liberal trans person, don't use the word triggered every other sentence, don't exclusively complain about things conservatives love to complain about, don't use the one joke conservatives have about how "[random noun] isn't a gender stupid liberals", and don't complain when called out on your bullshit that you're not a member of the "radical far left". It'd be much more convincing context full comments (1405) report block user mark unread reply core hidden] 27 minutes ago You're not a liberal, you're not even a real person, you're just a shell absorbing every liberal straw man argument you read in a tabloid permalink embed save parent report give award reply [S] 1 point 28 minutes ago Yes, I'm Neo and we live in the Matrix, I have four arms and eight eyes, and I have no volcano insurance Funny how people on the intemet apparently know more about a stranger they've never met than I do myself Imao Keep it up with the denial, I guess a conservative who isn't a Trump loving gun nut is a bleeding heart liberal according to your backwards logic Apparently if someone thinks political correctness is nonsense, they cannot be a liberal and must be an ultra conservative boomer
Apparently, Chill, and Christmas: If you waste your time getting outraged over halloween costumes, clapping, people stating dictionary definitions, the peace/OK sign, and people saying Merry Christmas, you're an example of people living such perfect lives they have to make up their own problems. self.unpopularopinion
 submitted 15 hours ago * b
 13.8k
 I'm a millennial but back in the early 2000's you had people get offended over stuff that was worth getting offended over. But now you
 have people who seemingly look for tiny things to get upset and offended over so they can attention seek and virtue signal, going as far
 as to get offended over other's behalf, for example halloween costumes are apparently something that should be cancelled because
 "culltural apropriation" or some other bs. if you get outraged over any of the above then I'm sorry, but you've got a lot of growing up to
 do and should find a better use of your time because nobody likes neurotic whiners who come across as more like concern trolls than
 serious people. Also being constantly outraged over every little thing can't be good for your blood pressure. Chill
 edit thank you for the silver kind stranger!
 edit TIL if you think SJW PC culture is toxic bs you can't be a liberal
 You in another comment thread in response to getting told that complaining about other people complaining about
 things that don't effect you whatsoever is hypocritical: "I guess people can't be frustrated about anything anymore,
 NDT better stop complaining about flat-earthers"
 You when people get annoyed by your bragging over imaginary internet points in a conservative circlejerk of a sub:
 WoW lOoK aT eVeRyOnE gEtTINg TrIgGeReD IMaO"
 Here's a hint: if you want to LARP as a liberal trans person, don't use the word triggered every other sentence, don't
 exclusively complain about things conservatives love to complain about, don't use the one joke conservatives have
 about how "[random noun] isn't a gender stupid liberals", and don't complain when called out on your bullshit that
 you're not a member of the "radical far left". It'd be much more convincing
 context full comments (1405) report block user mark unread reply
 core hidden] 27 minutes ago
 You're not a liberal, you're not even a real person, you're just a shell absorbing every liberal straw man argument you read in a tabloid
 permalink embed save parent report give award reply
 [S] 1 point 28 minutes ago
 Yes, I'm Neo and we live in the Matrix, I have four arms and eight eyes, and I have no volcano insurance
 Funny how people on the intemet apparently know more about a stranger they've never met than I do myself Imao
 Keep it up with the denial, I guess a conservative who isn't a Trump loving gun nut is a bleeding heart liberal according to your
 backwards logic
Apparently if someone thinks political correctness is nonsense, they cannot be a liberal and must be an ultra conservative boomer

Apparently if someone thinks political correctness is nonsense, they cannot be a liberal and must be an ultra conservative boomer

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