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A Glitch: A glitch in the Matrix.
A Glitch: A glitch in the Matrix.

A glitch in the Matrix.

A Glitch: A glitch in the Matrix.
A Glitch: A glitch in the Matrix.

A glitch in the Matrix.

A Glitch: A glitch in the Matrix.
A Glitch: A glitch in the Matrix.

A glitch in the Matrix.

A Glitch: vouandmeforevermore one time in 2007 i crashed the entire club penguin website. it was down for 2 days. i was banned for life youandmeforevermore stateofgracc we need to know more wxndxriand What many of you have asked, and so i shall give: in 2007, my older brother gave me a small piece of information that would soon result in the shutdown of Club Penguin for a few days. he taught me a glitch in the club penguin system that, when sitting in the coffee shop, would make your penguin sit on the ceiling of the coffee shop instead and with this piece of information, i took off. i spent hours going to every server over and over, saying the same message: everyone meet in the coffee shop tomorrow at 7 pm in the snowball server. i did this in every single server, in every location i could find. then, finally, 7 pm the next day arrived snowball had a population rating of 5. penguin:s poured into the coffee shop, all awaiting my instructions. i then gave the next message, that of the glitch. i told everyone to wait exactly 3 minutes, then perform the glitch. they did. every penguin in the coffee shop was suddenly on the ceiling, and either the club penguin coding or the club penguin offices had no idea what to do, and no way to take us down. for a small glimpse of time, we ruled victorious nothing and no one could stop us. every great kingdom awaits its downfall however. eventually, the website crashed. no one could go on the website for 2 days after that. my penguin was banned for life. Every kingdom awaits its downfall
A Glitch: vouandmeforevermore
 one time in 2007 i crashed the entire club
 penguin website. it was down for 2 days. i was
 banned for life
 youandmeforevermore
 stateofgracc
 we need to know more
 wxndxriand
 What
 many of you have asked, and so i shall give:
 in 2007, my older brother gave me a small piece
 of information that would soon result in the
 shutdown of Club Penguin for a few days. he
 taught me a glitch in the club penguin system
 that, when sitting in the coffee shop, would
 make your penguin sit on the ceiling of the
 coffee shop instead
 and with this piece of information, i took off. i
 spent hours going to every server over and
 over, saying the same message: everyone meet
 in the coffee shop tomorrow at 7 pm in the
 snowball server. i did this in every single server,
 in every location i could find.
 then, finally, 7 pm the next day arrived
 snowball had a population rating of 5. penguin:s
 poured into the coffee shop, all awaiting my
 instructions. i then gave the next message, that
 of the glitch. i told everyone to wait exactly 3
 minutes, then perform the glitch. they did.
 every penguin in the coffee shop was suddenly
 on the ceiling, and either the club penguin
 coding or the club penguin offices had no idea
 what to do, and no way to take us down. for a
 small glimpse of time, we ruled victorious
 nothing and no one could stop us.
 every great kingdom awaits its downfall
 however. eventually, the website crashed. no
 one could go on the website for 2 days after
 that. my penguin was banned for life.

Every kingdom awaits its downfall

Every kingdom awaits its downfall

A Glitch: this might be a glitch from someone editing this but it is still pretty fuckin funny
A Glitch: this might be a glitch from someone editing this but it is still pretty fuckin funny

this might be a glitch from someone editing this but it is still pretty fuckin funny

A Glitch: Brianna @Briiseppe Y'all think Ima take off of work, spend my hard earned money on a flight JUST to give up my seat for $10k? Cus that's exactly what Ima do CNN @CNN Delta will now pay you up to $10,000 to give up your seat on an overbooked flight cnn.it/ 2pjJNus N669CA 소DELTA CONNECTION 340 reasonablyobsessed: captainnickii: weavemama: me after getting kicked off an overbooked delta flight  I am so weakkkk No you don’t understand tho my dad literally used to do this. Before 9/11, when airport security was way more lax, my dad’s friend ran an airport scam ring with like 30 of his friends. They would literally do this - waltz on in to the airport, find a gate that looked overbooked, and buy a ticket. Because of the slower computer systems, they could get away with buying tickets seconds before a plane was announced to be overbooked, then offer to give up their seats for the cash. They also all used to fly under my dad’s friend’s name and racked up like millions of frequent flyer miles. They’re pretty sure that at one point, there were five different guys flying under the same name in the air at the exact same time and the airlines just contacted the guy saying “oh there’s been a glitch.” They never got caught until my dad’s friend got a passive aggressive letter from Delta in his mail THIS YEAR (15+ years after they stopped) basically saying “we know what you did.”
A Glitch: Brianna
 @Briiseppe
 Y'all think Ima take off of work, spend
 my hard earned money on a flight JUST
 to give up my seat for $10k? Cus that's
 exactly what Ima do
 CNN @CNN
 Delta will now pay you up to $10,000 to give
 up your seat on an overbooked flight cnn.it/
 2pjJNus
 N669CA
 소DELTA
 CONNECTION
 340
reasonablyobsessed:
captainnickii:

weavemama:

me after getting kicked off an overbooked delta flight 


I am so weakkkk


No you don’t understand tho my dad literally used to do this. Before 9/11, when airport security was way more lax, my dad’s friend ran an airport scam ring with like 30 of his friends.  They would literally do this - waltz on in to the airport, find a gate that looked overbooked, and buy a ticket. Because of the slower computer systems, they could get away with buying tickets seconds before a plane was announced to be overbooked, then offer to give up their seats for the cash. 
They also all used to fly under my dad’s friend’s name and racked up like millions of frequent flyer miles. They’re pretty sure that at one point, there were five different guys flying under the same name in the air at the exact same time and the airlines just contacted the guy saying “oh there’s been a glitch.” 
They never got caught until my dad’s friend got a passive aggressive letter from Delta in his mail THIS YEAR (15+ years after they stopped) basically saying “we know what you did.”

reasonablyobsessed: captainnickii: weavemama: me after getting kicked off an overbooked delta flight  I am so weakkkk No you don’t...

A Glitch: 4G19:50 Attempting to use the Mew Encounter exploit with a Pokemon with a special stat of over 250 results in encountering a glitch trainer who causes the game to just flip the absolute fuck out when trying to calculate how much money to award vou afterwards. This causes the relevant memory poiner to shoot off to god knows where, and as a result it just sets a solid two hundred unrelated hexadecimal values in the game to 99 in the process, filling your party with level 153 Bulbasaur that can only use explosion i dont understand half of the words here but god if this isn't the funniest thing i've ever read trenchgun im pretty sure red and blue weren't programmed but just sort of... mutated into cartridges prettyflyforajeskai Red and blue are why QA teams were invented biggaybunny for fuck's sake they weren't badly programmed. They were bleeding edge. It's so easy to forget that but Red and Blue were literally pushing the limits of what they could fit on the cartridge. They used every trick in the book. In that way, the programming behind them is GENIUS. It's frankly a lost art, in this era where hardware is insanely cheap 4G 19:50 biggaybunny for fuck's sake they weren't badly programmed. They were bleeding edge. It's so easy to forget that but Red and Blue were literally pushing the limits of what they could fit on the cartridge. They used every trick in the book. In that way, the programming behind them is GENIUS. It's frankly a lost art, in this era where hardware is insanely cheap and scalable, when you can just keep throwing more resources at the problem. But Red & Blue were when programmers had to get creative. Not currently using a piece of memory? Repurpose it, we can't just leave it lying around. Only have a couple registers? Juggle them, keep careful track so we can restore them when we needed. Does this data need to be single purpose, or can we also use it for, say, a seed value? And all this WORKED. I guarantee you 99% of children playing this never saw a bug in casual play. MODERN games are buggier by a landslide. Remember when X&Y came out and there was an ENTIRE CITY you couldn't save in because it'd DELETE YOUR SAVE? Imagine that happening in the days of Red&Blue. It couldn't have. I can turn on my red cartridge TODAY and have it work And the bugs that did exist, those edge cases they missed? They produce this behavior because the game REFUSES TO CRASH. Sure, you can make it crash if O419:51 possible. Y'all looking down from your 64-bit quad-core smartphones with 128GB SD cards like Red & Blue were programmed by amateurs. What, you also going to bitch that the Wright Brothers didn't make a jet engine? These are artifacts from pioneers who wrote the goddamn book that others would use as gospel Sincerely, a pissed off goddamn programmer. Fuente: banshees 79,986 notas howl-osullivan tilthat TIL In 2006, a Sudanese man was caught having sex with a goat, and as a punishment was forced to take the goat as his "wife" while paying a dowry of around $50 to its owner. via reddit.com 109 notas nikanono It's a masterpiece
A Glitch: 4G19:50
 Attempting to use the Mew Encounter exploit with a Pokemon with a
 special stat of over 250 results in encountering a glitch trainer who
 causes the game to just flip the absolute fuck out when trying to
 calculate how much money to award vou afterwards. This causes the
 relevant memory poiner to shoot off to god knows where, and as a result
 it just sets a solid two hundred unrelated hexadecimal values in the
 game to 99 in the process, filling your party with level 153 Bulbasaur that
 can only use explosion
 i dont understand half of the words here but god if this
 isn't the funniest thing i've ever read
 trenchgun
 im pretty sure red and blue weren't programmed but just
 sort of... mutated into cartridges
 prettyflyforajeskai
 Red and blue are why QA teams were invented
 biggaybunny
 for fuck's sake they weren't badly programmed. They
 were bleeding edge. It's so easy to forget that but Red
 and Blue were literally pushing the limits of what they
 could fit on the cartridge.
 They used every trick in the book. In that way, the
 programming behind them is GENIUS. It's frankly a
 lost art, in this era where hardware is insanely cheap

 4G 19:50
 biggaybunny
 for fuck's sake they weren't badly programmed. They
 were bleeding edge. It's so easy to forget that but Red
 and Blue were literally pushing the limits of what they
 could fit on the cartridge.
 They used every trick in the book. In that way, the
 programming behind them is GENIUS. It's frankly a
 lost art, in this era where hardware is insanely cheap
 and scalable, when you can just keep throwing more
 resources at the problem. But Red & Blue were when
 programmers had to get creative. Not currently using
 a piece of memory? Repurpose it, we can't just leave
 it lying around. Only have a couple registers? Juggle
 them, keep careful track so we can restore them when
 we needed. Does this data need to be single purpose, or
 can we also use it for, say, a seed value?
 And all this WORKED. I guarantee you 99% of children
 playing this never saw a bug in casual play. MODERN
 games are buggier by a landslide. Remember when X&Y
 came out and there was an ENTIRE CITY you couldn't
 save in because it'd DELETE YOUR SAVE? Imagine that
 happening in the days of Red&Blue. It couldn't have. I
 can turn on my red cartridge TODAY and have it work
 And the bugs that did exist, those edge cases they
 missed? They produce this behavior because the game
 REFUSES TO CRASH. Sure, you can make it crash if

 O419:51
 possible.
 Y'all looking down from your 64-bit quad-core
 smartphones with 128GB SD cards like Red & Blue were
 programmed by amateurs. What, you also going to bitch
 that the Wright Brothers didn't make a jet engine? These
 are artifacts from pioneers who wrote the goddamn
 book that others would use as gospel
 Sincerely,
 a pissed off goddamn programmer.
 Fuente: banshees
 79,986 notas
 howl-osullivan
 tilthat
 TIL In 2006, a Sudanese man was caught having sex
 with a goat, and as a punishment was forced to take the
 goat as his "wife" while paying a dowry of around $50 to
 its owner.
 via reddit.com
 109 notas
 nikanono
It's a masterpiece

It's a masterpiece

A Glitch: <p>Might be a glitch via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="https://ift.tt/2GCbbNm">https://ift.tt/2GCbbNm</a></p>
A Glitch: <p>Might be a glitch via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="https://ift.tt/2GCbbNm">https://ift.tt/2GCbbNm</a></p>

<p>Might be a glitch via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="https://ift.tt/2GCbbNm">https://ift.tt/2GCbbNm</a></p>

A Glitch: <p><a href="http://sierraseybold.com/post/169172368491/this-is-a-glitch" class="tumblr_blog">unclefather</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>this is a glitch</p></blockquote>
A Glitch: <p><a href="http://sierraseybold.com/post/169172368491/this-is-a-glitch" class="tumblr_blog">unclefather</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>this is a glitch</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://sierraseybold.com/post/169172368491/this-is-a-glitch" class="tumblr_blog">unclefather</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>this is...

A Glitch: A glitch in the basic bitch matrix <p>Glitch via /r/memes <a href="http://ift.tt/2iphRjA">http://ift.tt/2iphRjA</a></p>
A Glitch: A glitch in the basic bitch matrix
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A Glitch: A glitch in the matrix QUEEN WTF What if the guy taking the video is also the same guy that is across the table with the leather jacket 🤔 • Follow @savagememesss for more posts daily
A Glitch: A glitch in the matrix
 QUEEN
 WTF
What if the guy taking the video is also the same guy that is across the table with the leather jacket 🤔 • Follow @savagememesss for more posts daily

What if the guy taking the video is also the same guy that is across the table with the leather jacket 🤔 • Follow @savagememesss for more...

A Glitch: cleaning ur PC with compressed ir can using a vaccum Cleaner to clean your pc using a leaf blower to clean your pc taking deep breath and blowing with your mouth to clean your pc Eating beans and farting to blow the dust out Using a Whoopie Cushion to blow the dust out Using a straw to inhale the dust in Ordering 1400 year old folding fan found in japan and using that to blow the dust away Drinking pepsi and burping into your pc Keep track of the weather and go outside during a windy day to blow the dust off Jumping off the empire state building with your pc causing the gushing air resistance to blow the dust off your pc once you reach maximum velocity Traveling back in time to buy slaves and using them to breath and blow the dust off your pc Traveling to the future and finding out the date of the next hurricane so you can take your pc outside and let the hurricane clean your pc Traveling back in time to when trump dropped MOAB in Afghanistan and go into the caves where the bomb will cause all the air to be sucked out of the caves so your pc will be cleaned Taking your pc into a space station and opening the door to the space station causing the difference in pressure and space to suck the air out of the space ship in an insane burst and therefore cleaning your pc Traveling to the future and finding out the meaning of life and learn to build classrooms then traveling back to the present to build an enormous lecture hatl that holds 2000 students then tell them the meaning of life, causing the students to simultaneously gasp in surprise causing air suction in the room and therefore cleaning your pc Going to the future and finding out you cannot go back in time due to a glitch so you are stuck in the future, but you decide to spend your time to find the most efficient way to clean your pc and write it down in the meaning of life diary so your past self can find it when he travels to the future for the meaning of life
A Glitch: cleaning ur PC
 with compressed
 ir can
 using a vaccum
 Cleaner to clean
 your pc
 using a leaf blower
 to clean your pc
 taking deep breath
 and blowing with
 your mouth to
 clean your pc
 Eating beans and farting
 to blow the dust out
 Using a Whoopie
 Cushion to blow the
 dust out
 Using a straw to inhale the
 dust in
 Ordering 1400 year old
 folding fan found in japan
 and using that to blow the
 dust away
 Drinking pepsi and
 burping into your pc
 Keep track of the weather
 and go outside during a
 windy day to blow the
 dust off
 Jumping off the empire
 state building with your pc
 causing the gushing air
 resistance to blow the dust
 off your pc once you reach
 maximum velocity
 Traveling back in time to
 buy slaves and using
 them to breath and blow
 the dust off your pc
 Traveling to the future
 and finding out the date
 of the next hurricane so
 you can take your pc
 outside and let the
 hurricane clean your pc
 Traveling back in time to
 when trump dropped
 MOAB in Afghanistan and
 go into the caves where
 the bomb will cause all
 the air to be sucked out of
 the caves so your pc will
 be cleaned
 Taking your pc into a space
 station and opening the door to
 the space station causing the
 difference in pressure and
 space to suck the air out of the
 space ship in an insane burst
 and therefore cleaning your pc
 Traveling to the future and
 finding out the meaning of
 life and learn to build
 classrooms then traveling
 back to the present to build
 an enormous lecture hatl
 that holds 2000 students
 then tell them the meaning
 of life, causing the students
 to simultaneously gasp in
 surprise causing air suction
 in the room and therefore
 cleaning your pc
 Going to the future and
 finding out you cannot go
 back in time due to a glitch
 so you are stuck in the
 future, but you decide to
 spend your time to find the
 most efficient way to clean
 your pc and write it down in
 the meaning of life diary so
 your past self can find it
 when he travels to the
 future for the meaning of
 life