You Move
You Move

You Move

Not It
Not It

Not It

Underneathe
Underneathe

Underneathe

Opinionating
Opinionating

Opinionating

But I Guess
But I Guess

But I Guess

sun-rises-and-sets
sun-rises-and-sets

sun-rises-and-sets

rise-and-set
rise-and-set

rise-and-set

sun rising
 sun rising

sun rising

love me
 love me

love me

the end of the
 the end of the

the end of the

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17 again: eleanors-clothes: silvernoctuary: Schoep, a 19 year old dog, is taken into the lake every night by his owner, John, to help soothe his arthritis and help him fall asleep this is love. this is love. this is love. Hey guys it's me again! AldenRants 33-50 @Loltubby asked me to "rant about me again!" Well, from what you asked I can ONLY assume that what you're asking is for me to rant about the 2012 Christian film Me Again. THIS MOVIE WAS ALL OVER THE PLACE. We see him preaching about the prodigal son in the Bible and how "I don't get iiiit! They treated him like a rockstar!" Then he spends the rest of his sermon flailing his arms and repeating the word "rockstar" just in case anyone was confused. So then God's like, "This dude's a dick. I'm going to put him in the body of a dying millionaire, an anorexic model, a FUCKING fish, a neglected infant, the dying cleaning lady of the dying millionaire, his daughter's boyfriend (Don't think about that one too much) and his ex wife in that order because that'll teach'm." The entire time I was watching this movie, I was trying to figure out what early 2000's low budget movie this was like and I finally decided on "Freaky Friday having a seizure." THIS BODYSNATCHING MINISTER MADE FOR THE WORST BODYSNATCHER EVER. DURING THIS GOD-ORDAINED DRUG TRIP, HE ALLEGEDLY CAUSES TWO PEOPLE TO DIE AND GETS ANOTHER ONE ARRESTED BECAUSE HE PULLED A 17 AGAIN AND WAS TRYING TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH HIS WIFE WHILE STILL IN THE BODY OF A TEENAGE BOY. So what does he do once he's back to normal you ask? He somehow infiltrates the old millionaire's security and sneaks into his limousine to tell him "Hey, you're going to die alone one day" THEN FUCKING GUESS WHAT?? HE FUCKING HANDCUFFS HIS DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND WHILE HE'S ASLEEP IN BED AND STUFFS A SOCK IN HIS MOUTH AND TELLS HIM "If you yell for help, I'm going to blackmail you by telling your parents about the porn magazine under your bed." THE BOY'S DONE LITERALLY NOTHING TO HIM EXCEPT SAY "Hey, nice car" THE MAN DIDN'T EVEN ATTACH THE HANDCUFFS TO ANYTHING BEING THE STEREOTYPICALLY BLONDE DOMINATRIX HE IS I GUESS. Oh, and he steals the goldfish he inhabited from the Italian restaurant because we would've all been devastated if he forgot about the fish. So in the end his wife's like "Oo yeah I love a man who's assertive like that," and then THEY GET BACK TOGETHER. GREAT MOVIE GUYS, STRONGLY RECOMMEND
17 again: eleanors-clothes:
 silvernoctuary:
 Schoep, a 19 year old dog, is
 taken into the lake every night by
 his owner, John, to help soothe
 his arthritis and help him fall
 asleep
 this is love. this is love. this is love.
Hey guys it's me again! AldenRants 33-50 @Loltubby asked me to "rant about me again!" Well, from what you asked I can ONLY assume that what you're asking is for me to rant about the 2012 Christian film Me Again. THIS MOVIE WAS ALL OVER THE PLACE. We see him preaching about the prodigal son in the Bible and how "I don't get iiiit! They treated him like a rockstar!" Then he spends the rest of his sermon flailing his arms and repeating the word "rockstar" just in case anyone was confused. So then God's like, "This dude's a dick. I'm going to put him in the body of a dying millionaire, an anorexic model, a FUCKING fish, a neglected infant, the dying cleaning lady of the dying millionaire, his daughter's boyfriend (Don't think about that one too much) and his ex wife in that order because that'll teach'm." The entire time I was watching this movie, I was trying to figure out what early 2000's low budget movie this was like and I finally decided on "Freaky Friday having a seizure." THIS BODYSNATCHING MINISTER MADE FOR THE WORST BODYSNATCHER EVER. DURING THIS GOD-ORDAINED DRUG TRIP, HE ALLEGEDLY CAUSES TWO PEOPLE TO DIE AND GETS ANOTHER ONE ARRESTED BECAUSE HE PULLED A 17 AGAIN AND WAS TRYING TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH HIS WIFE WHILE STILL IN THE BODY OF A TEENAGE BOY. So what does he do once he's back to normal you ask? He somehow infiltrates the old millionaire's security and sneaks into his limousine to tell him "Hey, you're going to die alone one day" THEN FUCKING GUESS WHAT?? HE FUCKING HANDCUFFS HIS DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND WHILE HE'S ASLEEP IN BED AND STUFFS A SOCK IN HIS MOUTH AND TELLS HIM "If you yell for help, I'm going to blackmail you by telling your parents about the porn magazine under your bed." THE BOY'S DONE LITERALLY NOTHING TO HIM EXCEPT SAY "Hey, nice car" THE MAN DIDN'T EVEN ATTACH THE HANDCUFFS TO ANYTHING BEING THE STEREOTYPICALLY BLONDE DOMINATRIX HE IS I GUESS. Oh, and he steals the goldfish he inhabited from the Italian restaurant because we would've all been devastated if he forgot about the fish. So in the end his wife's like "Oo yeah I love a man who's assertive like that," and then THEY GET BACK TOGETHER. GREAT MOVIE GUYS, STRONGLY RECOMMEND

Hey guys it's me again! AldenRants 33-50 @Loltubby asked me to "rant about me again!" Well, from what you asked I can ONLY assume that wh...