YOU MATCHED WITH ON 241018 Important question when you do finger guns do you stick up both pointer and middle finger or just pointer? Wed 24 Oct 820 am Both? Haha Wed 24 Oct 925 pm What about sounds? What do you do when you shoot? Pew pew? Haha Say we had a duel and I whipped out both hands would that be too far? Hmmyou better be prepared for when i wip out two hands pew pew sounds* I dodgeroll to the nearest table flipping it in one swift motion for cover * flips table in slow motion puts finger guns to head* Are you feelin luckypunk? sweat beads down my forehead* Ok ok you got me you feel a finger poke the back of your head* You hear a somewhat familiar Boston accent say Do you? You turn around and to your surprise you see Danny Devito standing behind you He's on my side gulp *slowly lowers fingers guns Chillviolence is NOT the answer okay? jumps up and shoots Danny in the shoulder* *you feel a finger gun on your back you slowly turn to see Clint Eastwood behind you *the cold finger on my back sends a shiver down my spine* He starts whistling This is the End by The Doors great song This is how I wish to go outI say calmly accepting my fate Are you are fucking writer? And then boom I open my eyes to see that I am still alive and well Not Clint However I look at you in shock as you lower your finger gun Clint collapses to the ground You're welcome you say I wish Imao wait why did i shoot him?i ask very confused You fall to the ground you're about to faint I rush over to you to catch you Succeeding You go cold then all of a sudden a shadow rushes over you Danny Devito's possession got it's revenge* We both wave the white flag and go grab a couple of drinks laughing about what just took place cheers i say holding my basic white bitch drink over to yours vodka soda The first conversation between myself and my now girlfriend Meme








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