You got two bullets You're in a room with Hitler Bill Cosby Cardi B a massive spider and Stuart Little Who you shooting? Your days are filled with fun and kindness as your loving parents try to nurture you in the most pleasant environment possible One day you awaken one night to the smell of smoke you open your eyes and begin to choke you try to find your parents but you can't get past the toddler-proof gate in the doorway scream unable to accept your Screi doom That's when Yesterday 1031 pm Bill and hitler You lie down and Surely that's the only reasonable answer your father rushes in to collect you you cling onto him for vou dear life as he takes you e and places you on the grass IHAVE TO GO GET MUMMY!u Yesterday 1049 pm Actually no! The correct answer is to shoot Stuart twice but I admire your conviction He bt's the last you ever see back inside but runs alas of him You escape the ordeal with minor scarring but it's nothing in mparison to the heartbreak you Today 1240 am Can I get an explanation for that one pls sir felt that night You have no grandparents no aunties or uncles no guardians whatsoever and as a result are forced to live in an orphanage Today 111 am Sure can Imagine this You are four years old and you've got a mother and father who love you very much Type a message Send Type a message Send Iidppess IS Day weeks months years go by and as you watch all the other orphans leave with their new foster parents you're hopes of I'll never forget what Stuart Little took from me having a happy life diminish more and more One day a young Today 317 am couple come in they remind you Can I change my answer डि ग कार सा much of your parents except ा they've already got a क पाCgical Be my guest son But that's okay You try extra hard to make an impression on this family a f your last chance at livinga shildhood When the time has as Me so I never have to think about that again come for them to formally tell the which child orphanage matron they are going to adopt you eagerly await your name to be announced That's when they adopt A FUCKING RAT INSTEAD OF YOU This destroys your morale you give up you run away from the orphanage get raised by the streets as a petty pickpocket you'll never remember what true happiness is That's the spirit Next time I can tell you about the time Shrek cyberbullied me if you want Today 1022 am Okay pls don't unmatch this is important stuff now But do you think it's sometimes better to ask forgiveness rather than permission? I'll never forget what Stuart Little took from me Yes Type a message Send Type a message Send Why he hates Stuart Little Meme
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