Yesterday at 2033 So I had a man try to get my number at the grocery store and tell me in great detail how he was going to destroy my pussy I moved lines He ain't getting my number And the only thing he was buying was two sausages That dude needs to have a sausage party with someone else Why is my life like this? Being fearful to go to my car was one thing but why was he buying sausages? The irony I'm home and safe I'll take things that never happened for $1000 Alex Meme
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