happy birthday meme
writing-prompt-s Your church-going God-worshipping sister adopted a small child and you re excited to see them But when you do the child is a menace They're throwing things everywhere setting furniture on fire with seemingly nothing chanting in Latin to summon demons but the weirdest thing is that your sister doesn't seem to mind mababees You literally adopted the antichrist Anne What the fuck Yeah I knew when I saw him at the orphanage I figured if the kid had some decent fucking parenting that we could avoid the whole 'Revelations' shite Nasty business that George who's name has been kindly changed from Damien approaches his new mother with a huge spider in his hands It promptly bursts into flames Good job love Now go find the rest George's face makes no expression but his eyes shine when he recieves a pat on the head for his efforts talieclandestine As the months go by George seems to settle down He adjusts to school friends and the positive reinforcement Anne gives him She encourages the good he does even though the powers he uses aren't good When she gets calls from the school it's about a rambunctious boy that won't sit still Not a destroyer of the world and innocence It's at Christmas dinner that you let slip your amazement to your mother How good Anne is for him and how he's improved a lot Still summoning hellhounds for games of fetch though Oh he'll forget how to do that when he falls in love the first time Your mother laughs smiling wide How do you know that you ask bewildered Because you did The Story of the Antichrist Meme
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