writing-prompt-s A dating service where matching is based people's search history exists You're a serial killer You go on a date with a writer endreams-s Serial Killer metaphorically if you were to kill someone how would you do it? Writer Air shot between the toes it'll look like a heart attack Serial Killer who is obviously in love already *sucks in a breath* ok fangoddess817 Writer how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts Serial killer anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes Writer already bringing a ring out *shaking* thanks December C Baby infinityonthot A++ addition tetsuskitten Writer *shows the serial killer the murder scene they're writing* babe i'm not sure if this would actually work? Serial killer *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves comes back later a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby you're doing great tigerliliesandcherryblossoms I LOVE THIS vmohlere Oh no murder comedy is my jam laziestofthedreamers I love this I love all of this but quick question does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It'd be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible and on top of it they're a horror or crime novelist Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it's completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood no murders going on here no sirey Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes and it's a big hit Enough so that detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases including details that were never released to the press Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there's something to the theory but it's all circumstantial right now He stakes out the author's home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer but they don't seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day that's it Most they do is leave for groceries So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he'll FINALLY have proof annieutimagines Plot twist The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal You need to stop seeing them I think they are a serial killer Serial killer breaths in Look- I love this so much Meme
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