When We Were Babies My Dad Was a Stay-At-Home Dad While My Mom Kicked Ass in the Courtroom but He Would Carry My Twin Brother and Me Around With One Baby on the Front and One on His Back in Backpacks and Women Would Come Up and Look at How Cute I Was and Coo Over Me and Be Like Awww How Cute Wow and My Dad Would Be Like YOU KNOW WHAT'S CUTER THAN ONE BABY and Then He'd Spin Around and BAM There Was My Brother I Love Everything About This This Wholesome Dad With Double the Babies