People: “ugh how you do you even live in Chicago yuck the snow.” Me: “BBBBBBIH! HOW U LIVE IN MIAMI WHERE IT BE 86 DEGREES IN CHRISTMAS? BIH THAT AINT CHRISTMAS! THAT’S JULY! YALL WAKE UP AND IT’S JULY EVERY DAY BIH DONT LOOK AT ME FUNNY IN MY LOUD RED SWEATER AND CORDUROY TROUSER ON CHRISTMAS I DONT EEN CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS BUT I GOT SWEATERS AND CORDUROY ON DECK BC I’M SEASONAL ASF BIH DONT BE MAD AT ME FOR BEING WELL SEASONEDT U COULD GET SOME SEASONING TOO JUST MOVE HERE! BUT NAH. U WANNA WEAR SHORTS IN FERRUARY. WILDIN. FOH BLESS UP 😍😂😂”