Walmart Dress Code Freedom of Choice Walmart Associate Dress Code Color Guide You have a lot of freedom when dressing for work Here's a range of the dress-code compliant colors Tops Lightest Darkest amkrii akornzombie siryouarebeingmocked diarrheaworldstarhiphop siryouarebeingmocked friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt thes3nator counterclockworkminds the-dao-of-the-zerg left-reminders “Freedom of choice” under capitalism Hey now that looks like nearly 50% of a color! Half a color worth of freedom You can’t get that with the competition which requires you to wear exactly one shade We give you five different shades! Innovation that’s what this is Raw capitalistic innovation Now you’ve got a full half a color worth of freedom So I worked for a big name department store I was happy when I came in and they said I could pick my own outfits I just had to stick to ‘dark colors’ dark blue red black etc and look business professional Oh and only ½ print at most printed top Coming from a call center I went into retail to help pay for college pretty much all of my current clothes were fine It was great! I even could wear my red dress that everyone loved because it was ‘on brand’A few months in I find out that the only reason I could wear color at all was because of a state supreme court decision that said forcing only one color counted as a uniform and that if it was a uniform the company had to pay So across the river my fellow associates could only wear black but whatever ‘business professional’ clothes they wantedWhat a liberal dress code! s How come we haven’t seen any walmart employees wear dresscode compliant fursuits yet? wearing a different shade of blue fursuit each day of the work week is direct action Is there any petty inane thing that people like OP can’t blame on capitalism? Yes OP would tooootallyyy love to go into a walmart in a hurry and be fucking confused as to who to ask for help cus every employee wears what ever the fuck they want I somehow got confused for an employee all the time even when my uniform didn’t match the joint I was in Heck I got mistaken the other day when I waited around in a food store for someone in my Sunday best even though all the employees were in t-shirtsMe not the person They must’ve thought I was security Huh I’ve been at my weekend job in my work shirt black polo with the company name embroidered on the sleeve with name tag and had people ask me “ do you work here? ” “No I just cosplay as a Wal-mart employee because misery is my kink” Meme










The Dress

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