Used And Abused RETAIL USA WILD & UNRULY I am working at a makeup store as a cashier I am about 16 and don't have much job experience and this is my first job working in a retail-type setting We have our refund policy posted all over the store including on receipts and our website We do not allow any makeup returns unless the makeup is unused and the unit carton is sealed with no obvious signs of damage to the product or the carton A woman walks in with a bag filled with palettes and drops it on the counter Customer I'd like to make a return Me Sure of course! Do you have your receipt with you? Customer Yes I want to return all of this stuff in the bag It was complete s Me Um okay She hands me a very long receipt Me Thank you ma'am All right everything? And it's all untouched? Customer Yes never used it She takes out her a little booklet with her credit cards in it and places it on the counter while I open the bag A giant poof of powder from the palettes flies up into my face Every single palette is clearly shattered and the pans that aren't broken have clearly been used Me Uh ma'am everything is broken customer Yes that's why I'm returning it Me I'm sorry but I can't accept this These pans have obviously been used and the damaged customer *becomes an uber-witch in 032 seconds* I never used them! They were broken when I bought them b that's why I'm returning them Customer *becomes an uber-witch in 032 seconds* I never used them! They were broken when I bought them b that's why I'm returning them Me caught off guard Ma'am these pans *l point to the pans are clearly used There are finger swipes on them m sorry but we don't accept returns of damaged or used products Customer You little a wipe get me your f****** manager this very second Me As of right now I am the only working employee Customer Then call your fi head manager S Ive never faced this type of dilemma so I call my manager She doesn't pick up Customer I paid good money for this s and it was f****** broken want to return my f makeup you f c***! Im getting angry now and the other customers are staring Me Ma'am I really don't know what you want me to tell you I Customer Tell me that I can f****** return this! What the h s your name? I will f****** report you to your f boss Me MATAM We do NOT accept broken or used products and these palettes are both! I am going to have to ask you to leave if you continue this behavior Customer I don't see your return policy! I'm going to sue your f company you hear me? Me he return policy is on your receipt and written around the store near the displays It's also on the counter and on our website Customer I COULD'VE MISSED THAT Me finally losing my temper* Do you have eyes? I see them right now and they clearly work so if you have them then please for the sake of all of us use them to read things so you don't sound like a f****** idiot when you talk to other people Customer YOU B****! M CALLING YOUR MANAGER Me finally losing my temper* Do you have eyes? I see them right now and they clearly work so if you have them then please for the sake of all of us use them to read things so you don't sound like a f****** idiot when you talk to other people Customer YOU B****! M CALLING YOUR MANAGER Me I'm going to have to ask you to leave right now or I will call the police I notice another employee who happens to be gifted in the martial arts arriving for her shift standing at the entrance of the store watching Ieye the phone on the wall She mouths 9-1-1? and I nod She dials the police Customer B****! You'll get what you deserve Me Ma'am you must leave immediately or I will have you escorted out Customer YOU FILTHY W****! YOU CANT MAKE ME LEAVE She pulls a nail polish with a rather slim and pointy cap made by a certain famous fashion designer o of the shelf next to her and throws it hard at me It hits my temple and I start bleeding Me The police have been called and take note that I will see you in court for harassment and assault Customer N YOU WONT She immediately turns around and starts running right towards the entrance near the other employee The employee grabs her arm and flips her on the ground then places her foot on her chest The police arrive right as she's doing this and arrest the customer Igrab the customer's booklet off of the counter and flip it open Right on the very front slip is her ID walk over to the customer and police Customer SHE'S A LIAR! SHE'S A F****** CRAZY B Me ironically MAAM you forgot this as you were trying to run away I dropped it on the ground and walked back to the counter People wonder why I still go to this site Obviously because of the absolutely true stories people tell Meme
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