Sticks And Stones
ups-dogs On this day I was challenged…and on this day I prevailedBeset upon on all sides by this veritable menagerie of merciless multi-species moochers I was determined to dig deep in order to satisfy their dissimilar and daunting dietary demands My time in the Boy Scouts taught me “be prepared” and I have carried that lesson into my career at UPS by always maintaining a supply of carrots for horses granola bars for the swine and of course Milk Bones for the dogsI am proud to say that I was finally rewarded for my preparations by this powerful example of pure photographic perfection a profound poignant and pastoral picture of a pittie piggy and pony posse…all in one shot!A lesser driver would have squandered this golden opportunity by simply retreating leaving nothing but a trail of hungry and frustrated animals in his wake But not I Thirty one years of experience plying my trade on the lonely back roads of Newberg Oregon have taught me a valuable lesson that excuses are never an option I have a solemn duty to uphold The uniform that I proudly wear says “UPS” and that brand name stands for something Unlimited Puppypiggypony Snacks!By Scott Hodges Meme
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