Trashmouth Your Mom > 345987 likes Trashmouth Wow Tough blow this Richie Tozier news My fiance here was a fan I hope he doesn't take it too hard #CancelRichieTozier #BlowMe BevvieMarshHoly Shit Rich SummerKid324 Plot Twist view all 12243 comments reddie-fucked-me-up Art by the beautiful @koryandr who listened to my idea in our Reddie Discord Server blessed my fucking seeing globes with THIS beautiful sketch and inspired me to write a little more <3The news broke overnight Old tweets expose comedian Richie Tozier as homophobeThere was a huge “#CancelRichieTozier” party of course When isn’t there? A small handful of celebrities sounded off about their disapproval a bunch of old haters flooded his comment sections of every social media account and even a few fans spoke out condemning him for it and shaming themselves for not “knowing something was up with him”If you asked Richie the only thing they should be shaming themselves for was telling a cock sucker he was homophobic for joking about other cock suckers on the internet five years ago but hey Who was he to judge?Now normally Richie would have loved to jump on the scandal Hell he’d probably be right there along with his haters insisting he have the most Extra™ of cancellation parties Unfortunately though he happened to be sleeping when the “receipts” surfaced It wasn’t until he awoke bleary eyed and exhausted that he knew anything was amiss— the sheer amount of notifications on his phone being enough to scare anyoneEspecially the five missed calls from his agent“Oh fuck me” He groaned falling back against the pillows once more Eddie was right there pushing back into his space and nuzzling his face into Richie’s shoulder in a lazy attempt to block out the lightIf Richie took a moment or two to stare before turning his attention once more to the shit storm on his phone who could blame him?He scrolled through notification after notification mind still rather numb from the early morning but smiling nonetheless I mean how could he not this shit was hilarious! Sure he probably should’ve been calling his agent back but instead he raised his phone in the air snapping a quick shot of him and his fiancé to sent to their friendsIt was maybe the best picture he’d ever takenGrowing up in a town as close-minded as Derry Richie and Eddie were just a couple of the many who were raised to believe being gay was wrong Richie grew up desperate to believe he was anything else well technically he was bisexual but that was besides the point and Eddie grew up believing he was inherently dirtyEventually they found a home in each other but it had taken some time They didn’t know how to allow themselves to be intimate and there were a lot of stumbles Just as there always is with your first love Except that “first love” was going to be their only love Richie had made it official weeks ago He liked it and he finally finally put a ring on it He just… hadn’t gone public with it yetEddie didn’t mind They were both still far more uncomfortable with public displays of affection than they’d care to admit You could be run out of an arcade is someone thought you were so much as flirting with a guy That kind of hardwiring took time to changeWell… looking at this photo— at the way their bodies could just exist together— Richie started to wonder if his hardwire wasn’t glitching He just couldn’t get the math to work Why would this ever be something he didn’t want to share? The way Eddie could just close his eyes and mold himself against Richie’s entire body trusting him with this… this precious thing he was This thing that probably should’ve belonged to someone more deserving but he gave to RichieWith one last tired smile at the photo Richie decided to do what he does bestNot thinkIt was a little difficult typing with one shoulder pinned under Eddie but he managed fine enough typing his official response to all the drama“Wow Tough blow this Richie Tozier news My fiancé here was a fan I hope he doesn’t take it too hard #CancelRichieTozier #BlowMe” Meme
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