Courage the Cowardly Dog
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Toy Story Andy's Parents Are Divorcing You never see the Dad They are moving to a smaller house no less The Mom's wedding ring is off in the shot where she picks up the Burz box -Andy is introverted and emotionally attached to inanimate masculine figures -They get a puppy surprisingly common for divorcees None of the babies in Rugrats actually exist but they are all instead figments of Angelica's imagination as result of her parent's negligence Chuckie died with his mother which explains how much of a nervous wreck his father is Tommy was a stillborn baby which explains why his father Stu was always in the basement making toys for the son he never had Finally the DeVilles had an abortion To compensate for not knowing the sex of the baby Angelica invented twins in her head one boy one girl Willy Wonka knew those children would die in his factory After Augustus gets sucked up the shoot they all hop on board the boat through the tunnel of doom The boat doesn't have two extra vacant seats thoughh Iit was designed with prior knowledge that they would lose two participants before that point Later they drive a creanm spewing car with only four seats Did they have another car waiting in the garage in case the others made it? Of course not Willy Wonka uses children to make candy There's a scene in Aladdin where Genie calls Aladdin's clothes 0 3rd century However as we all know the Genie was locked inside a lamp for the past 10000 years meaning that there is no way he could have known what the 3rd century was likeThis means that Aladdin actually takes place in the FUTURE in at least 10300 AD The movie itself is set in a post-apocalyptic wasteland one where only some Arabic culture has survived The things called magic are actually just some of the technological marvels left behind by the previous civilization These include flying carpets and genetically engineered parrots which can comprehend human speech instead of just mimicking it How else could the Genie do impressions of ancient long-dead celebrities like Groucho Marx Jack Nicholson etc? Courage the Cowardly Dog is actually a normal dog and he sees the world through a dog's eyes All the villains in the show are just normal people but to a little dog they seem scary They don't actually live in the middle of Nowhere but since his owners are too old to take him outside for walks he only knows what's around his immediate property and everything beyond that is nothing because he's never seen it Game begins with curtain opening shadows on Blocks bolted to more shadows on skyline Exit stage right end of set Platforms hanging La from roof sticking out through slots in backdrop running via hidden machines behind set Super Mario Bros 3 never happened It was all just a stage show A play Mario was never once in any real danger You were merely the audience lolzandtrollz Oh No My Poor Childhood Memories Meme
Courage the Cowardly Dog
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