Today 737 AM Knock Knock Today 1040 AM Who's There Today 1102 AM Didn't Expect to Make It This Far to Be Honest Today 1119 AM Oh I Wanna Hear a Joke Now Though Hit Me With Your Best Ok Three Guys Are Talking About How Much Better They Are Than the Other the First Guy Says I Have the Longer Arm Than the Both of You in Fact I Bet I Have the Longest Arms in the World! The Second Guy Says Well I Have the Longest Legs in the Room in Fact I Think I Have the Longest Legs in the World! Following the Pattern the Third Guy Says Well I Have the Smallest Penis in the Room in Fact I Bet I Have the Smallest Penis in the World the First Guy Turns to the Third Guy and Says Weird Flex but Okay We Should Contact the Guinness Book of World Records to See if We're Right the Two Other Guys Agree a Week Later They Are Meet by a Representative of Guinness and Are Instructioned to Enter a Room to Get Measured the First Guy Leaves the Room and With Extreme Excitement Yells I Have the Longest Arms in the World! The Second Guy Exits the Room and With Extreme Excitement Yells I Have the Longest Legs in the World! The Third Guy Leaves the Room Crying and Depressed and Yells Who the Fuck Is This Joseph Guy! Sent Hey I’m Joseph Nice to Meet You