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Crying

Flexing

I Bet

weird

Best

Book

Okay

Today

World

Nice

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Crying, Flexing, and I Bet: Today 7:37 AM
 Knock knock
 Today 10:40 AM
 who's there
 Today 11:02 AM
 Didn't expect to make it this far
 to be honest
 Today 11:19 AM
 oh
 i wanna hear a joke now
 though...
 hit me with your best
 Ok
 Three guys are talking about
 how much better they are than
 the other. The first guy says,
 "I have the longer arm than the
 both of you. In fact, I bet I have
 the longest arms in the world!"
 The second guy says,
 "Well, I have the longest legs in
 the room. In fact, I think I have
 the longest legs in the world!"
 Following the pattern, the
 third guy says, "Well I have the
 smallest penis in the room. In
 fact, I bet I have the smallest
 penis in the world."
 The first guy turns to the third
 guy and says,
 "Weird flex, but okay. We
 should contact The Guinness
 Book of World Records to see
 if we're right."
 The two other guys agree. A
 week later, they are meet by
 a representative of Guinness
 and are instructioned to enter a
 room to get measured.
 The first guy leaves the room
 and with extreme excitement
 yells,
 "I have the longest arms in
 the world!"
 The second guy exits the
 room and with extreme
 excitement yells,
 "I have the longest legs in
 the world!"
 The third guy leaves the room
 Crying and depressed and yells,
 "Who the fuck is this Joseph
 guy!"
 Sent
Hey I’m Joseph, nice to meet you.
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Today 737 AM Knock knock Today 1040 AM who's there Today 1102 AM Didn't expect to make it this far to be honest Today 1119 AM oh i wanna hear a joke now though hit me with your best Ok Three guys are talking about how much better they are than the other The first guy says I have the longer arm than the both of you In fact I bet I have the longest arms in the world! The second guy says Well I have the longest legs in the room In fact I think I have the longest legs in the world! Following the pattern the third guy says Well I have the smallest penis in the room In fact I bet I have the smallest penis in the world The first guy turns to the third guy and says Weird flex but okay We should contact The Guinness Book of World Records to see if we're right The two other guys agree A week later they are meet by a representative of Guinness and are instructioned to enter a room to get measured The first guy leaves the room and with extreme excitement yells I have the longest arms in the world! The second guy exits the room and with extreme excitement yells I have the longest legs in the world! The third guy leaves the room Crying and depressed and yells Who the fuck is this Joseph guy! Sent Hey I’m Joseph nice to meet you Meme

Crying

Flexing

I Bet

weird

Best

Book

Okay

Today

World

Nice

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