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TO ALL EMPLOYEES It has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees Due to complaints from some of the easily offended workers this conduct will no longer be tolerated The management does however realise the importance of each person being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees Therefore the management has compiled the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue OLD PHRASE NEW PHRASE I'm not certain that's feasible No fucking way You've got to be shitting me Tell someone who gives a fuck Ask me if I give a fuck Really Perhaps you should check with <name> Of course I'm concerned I wasn't involved in that project I'm not sure I can implement this Are you sure it's a problem? Interesting behaviour Fuck it it won't work When the fuck do you expect me to do this He's got his head up his ass Why the fuck didn't you tell me that soonerI'Il try to schedule that Perhaps I can work late He's not familiar with the problem You don't say Eat shit and die motherfucker What the fuck do they want from my life? Excuse me <sir or ma'am>? They weren't happy with it? Kiss my ass Fuck it I'm on salary So you'd like my help with that? Meme
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