This Student Emailed His Lecturer When Drunk 000 AT&T1018 AM 10 25 AM Inbox 67 Sent Patrick Mr Martin Just Letting U Kno That U R a Motherfuckn G and I'm Sorry That U R Bald Lol Sounds Like You Had a Great Night I Will Extend Your Paper Deadline to Wednesday at 1159 PM It Must Be Submitted to if U Want I Can Hook U Go With a Girl Who Can Get Ur Hair Back and Keep U Bangin Please Refer to My Sylabus for on How to Submit Your Paper Also I Just Needed to Ask U for an Extension on My Paper I'm Really Fucked N and Will B Sick Af Tomorrow I Appreciate Your Concern for My Bald Head My Wife Likes It and I Don't Get Paid Enough to Get Hair Implants Keep Slayin Boi and I Forgot to Do School Loop Again Love U and C U Monday Good Fuckn Yard Patrick Davidson on a Side Note What Were You Drinking Last Night? Next Time You Email Me Id Likea Bottle of Whatever You Had So L Don't Have to Remember What You Said Good Yard Mr Martin SP Sent From My iPhone