This Onion Won't Make Me Cry You've Been Alive for More Than Two Decades and Still Haven't Accomplished Anything Noteworthy Your Depression Has Only Gotten Worse Because of It and You Still Aren't Strong or Motivated Enough to Make a Lifestyle Change You Hate Your Job but You Don't Have the Skills or Social Connections to Get a Better One Everyone Who Used to Call You Friend Is Avoiding You Because You Only Talk About Suicide or Memes About Suicide Girls Ignore You and You Think It's Bexause You're Ugly but Really It's Because Youu Hate Yourself and That Makes You Hate Yourself Even More Creating a Vicious Cycle of Bitter Loneliness You Will Die Alone and Miserable