Pursuit of Happiness
The SWEAT Pledge Skill & Work Ethic Aren't Taboo 1I believe that I have won the greatest lottery of all time I am alive I walk the Earth I live in America Above all things I am grateful 2 I believe that I am entitled to life liberty and the pursuit of happiness Nothing more I also understand that happiness and the pursuit of happiness are not the same thing 3 I believe there is no such thing as a bad job I believe that all jobs are opportunities and it's up to me to malke the best of them I do not follow my passion I bring it with me I believe that any job can be done with passion and enthusiasm I deplore debt and do all I can to avoid it I would rather live in a tent and eat peans than borrow money to pay for a lifestyle I can't afford 6 I believe that my safety is my responsibility I understand that being in compliance does not necessarily mean I'm out of danger 7 I believe the best way to distinguish myself at work is to show up early stay late and cheerfully volunteer for every crappy task there is 8 I believe the most annoying sounds in the world are whining and complaining I will never make them If I am unhappy in my work I will either find a new job or find a way to be happy 9 I believe that my education is my responsibility and absolutely critical to my success I am resolved to learn as much as I can from whatever source is available to me I will never stop learning and understand that library cards are free 10I believe that I am a product of my choices - not my circumstances I will never anyone for my shortcomings or the challenges I face And I will never accept the credit for something I didn't do hhi blame 11 I understand the world is not fair and I'm OK with that I do not resent the success of others 12 I believe that all people are created equal I also believe that all people make choices Some choose to be lazy Some choose to sleep in I choose to work my butt off On my honor I hereby affirm the above statements to be an agcurate samnoition of my personal worldview I promise to live by them Don't forget to thank your overlords for giving you the opportunity to work yourself to death And remember Anything bad that happens to you is entirely your fault Meme
Pursuit of Happiness
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