The Homeless Man Somewhere in New York City there is an old homeless man missing both his legs from the knees down whose spot along the streets is the coner of Lexington and East 21st near Granmercy Park Approach him after nightfall give him some change NO pennies NO dimes and ask him What did you see on the other side? He will then tell you all about his travels to other realms and times where he lost his legs how he lost his money It is up to you whether to believe him or not but as you listen youll find yourself being drawn in with every story You must stay alert or the old man will notice your inattentiveness and with a scowl he will stop imparting his wisdom he will chase you as fast as he can tottering on his stubs The other reason why you must stay alert is to check the time Before midnight you must interrupt him do NOT let him finish whatever story he's telling you at the moment and say I've heard enough luck then walk away old man Good day and good Make at least two left-hand turns around the block before going about your business You must do this because anyone who has stayed to listen past midnight is never seen again at least not in this particular plane of existence RT @REALLlFEHEROES httpstcoluRAOES3AY Meme

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found ON 2019-04-13 14:41:20 BY esmemes.com

source: twitter