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dude

Food

Sorry

yo

Work

Time

Back

jimmy johns

cops

boss

Carole

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Dude, Food, and Sorry: textpostgiant
 one-time-i-dreamt
 I ordered Jimmy Johns and it took the delivery
 man 5 minutes and 1 second to bring me
 my food and he showed up with a katana
 and my sandwich and said "I'm so sorry, I've
 gone over my time promise, please, dispose
 of me, I am worthless" and handed me the
 katana and I was like "yo what, I don't care
 dude, go back to your work it's fine" and he
 was like "THEN BOSS WILL DISPOSE OF
 ME YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I BROKE THE
 PROMISE" and then cops showed up and
 started shooting at him and was like "YOU'RE
 TOO KIND LADY, HE MUST DIE, ITS A LAW."
 and then one cop started swinging the katana
 at his neck then I woke up
 sporty-cus
 Source name. Keep forgetting to look at
 source names
Merry crisis
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textpostgiant one-time-i-dreamt I ordered Jimmy Johns and it took the delivery man 5 minutes and 1 second to bring me my food and he showed up with a katana and my sandwich and said I'm so sorry I've gone over my time promise please dispose of me I am worthless and handed me the katana and I was like yo what I don't care dude go back to your work it's fine and he was like THEN BOSS WILL DISPOSE OF ME YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I BROKE THE PROMISE and then cops showed up and started shooting at him and was like YOU'RE TOO KIND LADY HE MUST DIE ITS A LAW and then one cop started swinging the katana at his neck then I woke up sporty-cus Source name Keep forgetting to look at source names Merry crisis Meme

dude

Food

Sorry

yo

Work

Time

Back

jimmy johns

cops

boss

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