Sympathetic-Deceit-Trash Maetyu-Y Bransonreese Aurora-Gleam Slangwang Bransonreese Crystallotusfr Bransonreese Serpentking456 Notcaycepollard the Twitter Thread the Artist Created After This Was One of the Best Situations I Have Ever Seen in My Whole Life Somebody Give This Ignoramus a Piece of Actual Shark Skin and Tell Him to Rub His Face With It Let Him Find Out Just How “smooth” Sharks Really Are Somebody Did I Use It as a Pillowcase Because It’s So Smooth but Buddy Shark Skin Feels Exactly Like Sandpaper It Is Made Up of Tiny Teeth-Like Structures Called Placoid Scales Also Known as Dermal Denticles These Scales Point Towards the Tail and Help to Reduce Friction From Surrounding Water When the Shark Swims … in the Opposite Direction It Feels Very Rough Like Sandpaper Here M8 Httpswwwfloridamuseumufledufishdiscoversharksbasics Buddy It’s Smooth the Link You Sent Me Led to a Website That Described How Smooth They Are I Dunno Maybe You Don’t Know How to Read? This Post Is Transcendent You’re Thinking of Dolphins Dolphins Are the Ones With Smooth Skin That Feels Like a Rubber Beach Ball Source I’M a MARINE BIOLOGIST No I’m Thinking of Sharks Source I’m a Superior Marine Biologist I Always Assumed…it Meant Smooth COMPARED to Lions…