Swearing at Work Dear Employees It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended this type of language will no longer be tolerated We do however realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues Therefore a list of 13 New and Innovative TRY SAYING phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner Instead You don't have a fing clue Of Instead She's a fing power-crazy Of 1 Try Saying 2 Try Saying Try Seaaaasm think you could do with more training do you? She's an aggressive go-getter b'tch Instead And when the f** do you Of 3 Saying Try Saying 5 Try Saying Perhaps I can work late lexpect me to do this? Instead Of Instead Well f me backwards with Of Instead Tell someone who gives a Of I'm certain that isn't feasible F*** off a se-hole Really? a telegraph pole 6 Try Saying 7 Try Saying Perhaps you should check with Instead Not my f**ing problem Of Instead What the f**? Of I wasn't involved in the project mate That's interesting 8 Try Saying 9 Try Saying within the given timescale 10 Try Saying 11 Try Saying 12 Try Saying 13 Try Saying home anyway Instead No fing chance mate Of I'm not sure this can be implemented It will be tight but I'l try to schedule it in Instead Why the f didn't you tell me that yesterday? Of He's not familiar with the issues Instead He's got his head up his Of ing a se Excuse me sir? Instead Oi f** face Of Instead Yeah who needs f*ing Of Of course I was only going to be at holidays anyway Meme











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