So I've been ruining my kids lives by saying weird flex but ok to everything and when I do it they scream no and tell ma they're running away and I made this lovely photo lemme get it Weird flex but ok Ok so I need some help coming up with the absolute worst to flex on live memes ever to pretend Im an even more really lame parent they don't have to make sense but they need to be absolutely awful yet believable enough that it isn't obvious Im intentionaly trying to be more lame Here's the ones I came up with so far You ever just eat a well balanced diet and exercise daily to flex on heart disease? You ever just bol chilies to flex on your eyes? You ever just be cool to flex on your kids? You ever just use sanitzer to flex on 999% of all bacteria and viruses? You ever just turn all the lights and up the heater to flex on Dad? Catholic edition You ever just ike recelve the sacraments frequently to flex on Satan? You ever just lke love your Mom to flex on Protestants? So l executed the first one in the kitchen then I dabbed and my son didn't say anything he just set down his pomegranate and walked out the front door with no shoes on and now he's walking down the street Ok so I walked down the block and I found him Update '11 Boost令 936 PM That photo of u made it around the internet and you're famous Do you have a message from your fans They want to hear from you Delivered Sen Help Message 0 Your son is named Egg Every part of this is hilarious 18547 notes The kind of parent I aspire to be Meme
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