Secret Confessions of the Working Class OTARGET I don't know how true it is for the other stores but at my Target the door alarm is always going off for various reasons most of the time when we are pushing carts in and we've come to ignore it and dont even look if it goes off BED BATH& BEYOND Bed Bath and Beyond accepts expired coupons don't throw them away They also accept competitor coupons for specific items And you can return ANYTHING without a receipt even if you did not buy it from a BBEB You'll only get a store credit DS If you ship something that has to be delivered at a certain time of day for instance next day air usually needs to be there by 1030 check the delivery time If it gets delivered 10 minutes late or later you get your money back So a 1045 delivery is considered refundable Abercrombie & Fitch While some Abercrombie locations are equipped with spritzers of Fierce the brand's signature cologne built into the walls many locations aren't and the employees are required to walk around at hour intervals and liberally spray every product and surface with the stuff I happened to be in a location that got the best of both worlds as we bath had the spritzers and were encouraged to go on spray-runs throughout the day lest everyone's nostrils not be assaulted with the odor within a five-store radius I worked for the Ritz Carlton for a few years In my orientation the HR rep told everyone that each employee has a special allowance of $1500 to make sure they can help the guests feel like their stay would be memorable There was a story about a guest who last his Rolex and asked the front desk if they had seen it or one of the maids took it and complained a lot When the guest finally left the guy from the front desk went out and purchased the guest a new Rolex and was reimbursed fully by the Ritz The guest was extra happy and is now returning to the same property every year You don't need to have a Sam's Club membership to buy the liquor Just tell the door person you are there to buy booze and they won't need to see your membership card You can also grab a few of the free food samples as you walk through the store if your conscience allows it FedEx The people who actually handle your packages are more or less slave laborers NO ONE cares if you packages says fragile or has special instructions Most of the time the workers hate their jobs so much they throw your box on purpose or stomp on it to make it fit in the trailer UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE As a mail carrier for USPS I know that all of the clerks and carriers in my office handle packages marked as fragile very carefully because we are so concerned about keeping customers Plus they pay us well enough that we actually do care about our jobs and tanera Everything at Panera Bread is microwaved All soups and pastas come in frozen bags reheated for the customer Pastries and breads come in half-baked bakers just slap on some frostingfruit and heat it up It's all fast-food quality food but with a good ear ee World Overnight cast member here Please leave your cremated loved ones at home Stop dumping them in Haunted Mansion They just get vacuumed up and disposed of srsfunny Some Confessions Of The Working Class Meme
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