Sammi Thursday 1151 AM Gimme a topic and I'll come up with a witty pick up line for it Or it'll be terrible but then you can send it to your friends and laugh about it Thursday 1224 PM That will be perfect Ummmm cereal! Thursday 114 PM You must be a bowl of cheerios because you are making my heart feel better already Tuesday 944 AM Ah so it was terrible That was actually cute Idk why I didn't reply Tuesday 100 PM Was it cause you didnt want to make awkward small talk after? BECAUSE WE CAN DO BIG TALK IF THATS YOUR THING Tuesday 1044 PM WHY DO YOU HAVE THE CUTEST THINGS TO SAY BECAUSE CUTE PEOPLE BRING OUT THE CUTE THINGS IN ME Not gonna lie you're like my top tinder guy now You're SO smooth Tuesday 1102 PM I'd like to suggest limbo for a date That way I can lower the bar and continue to exceed expectations Tuesday 1157 PM How about a baseball game? You're making a lot of homeruns with your puns and you're a real catch Also yet haven't had a strikeout yet in my opinion Today 214 AM What about going bowling? I know we're avoiding strikes but we'll have to make an exception because you're a serious 1010 I'd say an 1110 for the ability to send one back my way but that'd break the scoring system Today 947 AM I don't mean to drive you batty with all of the date suggestions but a haunted house may be better The way you can come up with all of these is quite frightening Also l'd rather be scared by the ghouls in the haunted house than being ghosted by you Today 1003 AM A haunted house with you would be a frighteningly good time Fear not about ghosts the only ghosting I intend to do is calling you boo Today 1131 AM I'm dead hence why you're calling me boo Before you die can I grab your number?? Today 144 PM Type a message GIF Turning ghosting in my favor Meme

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Cheerios

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found @ 43 likes ON 2019-09-27 07:43:03 BY esmemes.com

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