Same thing as yous Theseus ARIADNE! What are YOU deing here? We're in THE UNDERWORLD T got MURDERED raugh got thrown Oh yeah yikes Me too L+was was in though exile ght off this It was cliff Pretty bad Hang on- Enough about ME Croy what have YOU been up to? I havent seen you in YEARS! didnt that keep in touch after that But okay here's what nappened we after You mean you lett me on Naxos to die? And you Said me bt then I took oud marry You remember how we left Crete after that sword gaveyu and golo thread and killed the minotaur Jou and a nap you LEFT ME BEHIND I mean you can't REALLY blame me You betrayed yar family How could you after THAT? My family fed people He didn't worry about my past We fell in love to a monster! and got married But I forgive you guess because while I was on Naxos I met the most handsome Great glad you happy had a ife Too bad all man I'd ever seen thngs an end and Come to And ever since then we've been so and so in love and hapry now we're both stuck here in everything the Underworld is Together just like the good old days and alone for now ARI ADNE WHERE ARE YOU Diony sus? Ft ARIADNE! Was so wonried! Babe! You you married The God of Wine? God of Wine Ariadng I completely fargat weren't immortal We need to fix that Theatre and Ritual Madness is the official ttle I +hink you Well decide laterSounds ike Plan And hey Theseus? what do be the goddes thinkin passion NIce job with the minotaur want to a let's now out Just get of here For Yes? ruffboijuliaburnsides oatmealraisinbagel I know tumblr really loves Persephone and Hades which I get but my favorite Greek Mythical figure has to be Ariadne Until this year I had pretty much only ever heard of her in the context of the Theseus and the Minotaur myth but her story actually continues past that and I love it Disclaimer as with any Greek myth there’s a billion versions but my favorite goes like this Ariadne helped Theseus kill the Minotaur She had to betray her family but she knew she had to in order to stop the yearly sacrifices Theseus promised her he would marry her as thanks for her help Theseus and Ariadne left Crete together but since Theseus didn’t trust Ariadne to be a good wife he left her behind on Naxos while she was napping Why didn’t he trust her to be a good wife? She had betrayed her family While on Naxos Dionysus god of wine fertility madness theater and celebration happens to stop by He meets Ariadne and the two fall in love Dionysus marries Ariadne Note There are plenty of retellings of this myth but almost all of them emphasize how happy Dionysus and Ariadne’s marriage was Ariadne is killed and goes to Hades Dionysus descends into Hades to get his wife back Ariadne gets to join the gods in Olympus become immortal and takes her place as the goddess of the labyrinth mazes paths fertility wine and passion Meanwhile Theseus dies after being thrown off a cliff by Lycomedes Ariadne is practically the personification of “the best revenge is living well” and I think that’s great this is good shit Meme
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