Princess-Stabbity So I'm at the Doctor's Again and I See a Notecard on the Reception Desk That Asks in Bright Red Ink Do You Want to Live Forever? Finally I Think Finally I'm at the Start of a Vampire Novel I Don't Actually Want to Live Forever but I'm Not About to Turn Down a Call to Adventure Like That I Try to Flip the Card Over as Inconspicuously as Possible the Other Side Contains a Bible Verse About Keeping Jesus in Your Heart I Hate Living in the South Tahthetrickster Ah Yes the Age-Old Struggle of Is This Vampires or Jesus Really Depends on Who’s Drinking Whose Blood