pipistrellus prokopetz prokopetz Lately I've run across complaints that modern depictions of the Knights of the Round Table are too anime- giving them all sorts of goofy powers and sending them on weird over-the-top adventures Allow me to point out that the following are all actual things that appear in the older tales about the Knights Sir Kay is said to have had the power to grow to giant size hold his breath for nine days and radiate supernatural heat from his hands Sir Bedivere openly practiced sorcery and suffered from an accordingly sinister reputation on more than one occasion he was saved from being hanged as a witch only by King Arthur's testimonly to his good character Sir Galahad possessed supernatural strength and speed by virtue of his moral and sexual purity-making him a rare example of a male character with virginity-fueled super powers Sir Balin once wielded the Lance of Longinus and blew up an entire kingdom with a single blow He also fought an evil knight with the power of invisibility Sir Marrock was a freaking werewolf Conclusion modern depctions of the Knights of the Round Table aren't anime enough Meme
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