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NEEDED Generic Father Figure for Backyard BBQ Spokane To interested individuals We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to celebrate beer and each other We range in age from 21-26 and while most of us know how to operate a grill none of us are prepared to fill the role of BBQ Dad That being said we are in need of a generic father figure from 4PM to about 8PM though you may stay the full duration of the party Duties include - Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs whilst drinking beer - Bringing your own grill though this is subject to change We will provide all of the meat - Refer to all attendees as Big Guy' Chief Sport Champ etc whilst drinking beer - Talk about dad things like lawnmowers building your own deck Jimmy Buffet etc Funny anecdotes are highly encouraged All whilst drinking beer Desired experience - A minimum of 18 years experience as a father - A minimum of 10 years grilling experience - An appreciation of a nice cold beer on a hot summer day We can't pay you in money BUT we can give you all the food and cold beer your heart desires Grill for a few hours then sit back and crack open a few cold ones with the boys THIS IS A REAL AD Do not hesitate to call if you are interested Preference will be given to applicanis named Bill Randy or Dave Remember don’t forget to call me “Chief” Meme
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