kung fu master
meficrow random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city don't know why the guards let him in figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over Comes back with arrows sticking out of his body and holding the tablet out for my court wizard like its nothing Hear reports someone killed literally every bandit rat wolf and rabbit between here and the spot he was sent I now need to get this pain immune lunatic murderer out of my city Dragon shows up Ohthankthegods Send the guy out on a suicide mission to kill a dragon >End of my worries He comes back apparently having killed the dragon and eaten its soul According to reports just stood there and let the dragon burn him while chugging addictive and dangerous health potions he made himself >Now standing in front of me eating an entire bushel of apples two loaves of bread and an entire side of beef while everyone looks on in horror and disgust Need to get him away from my children as fast as possible Tell him he needs to climb the tallest mountain in Skyrim and stay with the Graybeards He leaves without a word >Hopefully thats the last 'l see of him Oh I'll be back #games #Skyrim #elderscrolls #BE3 #gaming #videogames #Concours #NGC Meme
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