me no thanks i'm on a diet hehe me 10 minutes later Dr Smashlove Ladies if we go out to dinner getchu a molten chocolate cake with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on the side Maybe some mochi if we at a sushi joint might I suggest the red bean - it don't taste like beans - the Japanese done worked they magic on it and now it taste like fruit 😍 A serving of sorbet if that's what floats your boat A 'seasonal fruit bowl' if that catches your fancy side note how these high class joints get away with charging $11 for nine raspberries and eight blueberries Bruh? That's seasonal robbery right there FFS πŸ˜‚ A plate of 'zeppole' perhaps that's Italian for 'Dunkin Donut donut holes' or for my fine ass Canadian readers 'Timbits' 😍 Eat that sugar baby girl You'll need them calories for later As for me the dessert I desire resides between your thighs Put it on me Suffocate me mama Let me inhale that Punani essence - sweeter than a batch of fresh baked chocolate chip cookies Let your waterfall of mango-flavored honey drizzle drench my sensibilities until I can no longer think straight and am consumed in infatuation and adoration U feel me? Let me dive in the Punani and swim across your ocean I love worldly desserts as much as anyone but I know there is a higher dessert A sweeter one A more fragrant intoxicating one More intoxicating that that peach cobbler when u woozy afterward and u all like waitress what they put in this joint and she all the chef prepares it in a French liquer and u just like ok dammit I'm drunk off a dessert now this wasn't how tonight was suppose to go πŸ˜«πŸ˜‚ In any event feed me mama U the dessert chef tonight Like a episode of Chopped where u making a rare and delicious form of ice cream - and all the judges like SHE'S GOING FOR IT - SHE'S GOING FOR THE ICE CREAM MAKER - SHE'S DOING IT <- they always say thisevery episode πŸ˜‚ Pour that ice cream on me mama U win this round U win every round U the new mildly-creepy salty steak chef dude Slap me Massage me Throw me on the fire u feel me? Just let me get that Nani first - and imma die a happy man πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Meme

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