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Comfortable, Drunk, and Life: Madden Men's M-Kooper
 Lace-Up Boot
 (5 customer reviews)
 Price: $75.00&this item ships
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 ☆☆ These boots saved my life!, October 21, 2012
 By Joseph Kerr
 This review is from: Madden Men's M-Kooper Lace-Up Boot (Apparel)
 I was walking home and a mugger jumped out and told me he was going to take my
 money and cut my throat. Naturally, I should have been nervous, but thanks to my
 new boots I had the courage of a very drunk person. Summoning all my strength, I
 bravely kicked the mugger right in the testicles. I've kicked a lot of sack in my day,
 and without a doubt these are the most comfortable boots to kick a guy in the junk
 The only problem is that they are too comfortable and look too good when used for
 playing "kickbal" I so enjoyed myself that I stayed in that darkened alley and kept
 kicking for an hour (with no blisters!)
 Now I have become a vigilante, stalking in the night. Looking for evil balls to
 destroy. So beware criminals, my boot of justice is sure to find your coin purse.
This seems like a fantastic endorsement!! Just ordered a pair.
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Madden Men's M-Kooper Lace-Up Boot 5 customer reviews Price $7500&this item ships for FREE with Super Saver Shipping Details ☆☆ These boots saved my life! October 21 2012 By Joseph Kerr This review is from Madden Men's M-Kooper Lace-Up Boot Apparel I was walking home and a mugger jumped out and told me he was going to take my money and cut my throat Naturally I should have been nervous but thanks to my new boots I had the courage of a very drunk person Summoning all my strength I bravely kicked the mugger right in the testicles I've kicked a lot of sack in my day and without a doubt these are the most comfortable boots to kick a guy in the junk The only problem is that they are too comfortable and look too good when used for playing kickbal I so enjoyed myself that I stayed in that darkened alley and kept kicking for an hour with no blisters! Now I have become a vigilante stalking in the night Looking for evil balls to destroy So beware criminals my boot of justice is sure to find your coin purse This seems like a fantastic endorsement!! Just ordered a pair Meme

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