Let's go shopping! So one of my followers DM me saying Have you ever met 'Mr I'm too Perfect'? You see Mr P is a sexy motivated funny intelligent and extremely likable guy who makes calculated moves that force unsuspecting women in2 the grey area of 'are we dating or just hooking up?' Mr P has an estimated bajillion women ready to marry him at the drop of an 'I love you' Time to move on or accept the challenge? Ok lemme drop a little science on Mr PP because I may know a thing or two about this type 😇 First things first keep it very G with old boy - but don't do the most Find a balance If u fawn over him too early on he gon take u for granted But don't fall into the trap of doing the other extreme and rubbing his face in his shit Like when a girl wanna mention that she dated ball players and actors Fuck they got to do with me? 😂 I done dated models but I don't harp on that shit Mr PP ain't used to girls treating him like a regular dude Give him that gift and watch it work magic 🤗 Second tease him Mr PP is used to hearing about his perfection so relentlessly bust the fuck out of his balls If he wearing a pink tie u could be all OK SO WE DOING PINK TIES NOW THAT'S ADORABLE YOU GOT A PINK THONG TO MATCH THAT PINK TIE MR PINKYSAURUS REX? HOW BOUT A PINK ROMPER MATTER FACT YOUR XMAS GIFT IS A PINK ROMPER AND IMMA MAKE U WEAR IT OL PINK BUTTERCUP LOOKIN ASS LOL Last of all starve him Get into a nice lil texting discussion and then leave him ice cold U feel me? Like y'all bantering on Monday and poofghost till Wednesday Fuck his circuitry up Cross his wires Have him worrying u spent Tuesday getting that long pipe from your ex But smash I hate these games why do I need to play games argh! I'll just live with cats I'm done 😫 Ok Cat Lady u the one who wanted to fuck with Mr PP I'm just giving u the game! U don't like this game? Might I suggest Christian Mingle - find u a nice boy named Peter who gon make loving missionary sexytime to u and have u in a Honda Odyssey But if u wanna have Mr PP chirren and ride in that big body Audi Q7 u gotta approach shit a lil different Ya get me! Bless up 😍😂😂😂 Meme
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