Laura I'd like to take you up on getting coffee by the way Mon Jul 24 2017 1200 AM Ahh I'm sorry for leaving you hanging I might've dismissed the notification or something half asleep But coffee would be great Stil being unemployed means Fhave free time in excess and a super flexible So just let me know when might work best for you Thu Jul 27 2017 12-32 AM Wed Aug 22017 32 PM Hey Laura I know it can take forever agonizing over the perfect response but the coffee is starting to get cold I've taken the liberty of preparing a few response choices for you to help speed things along Choose any letter choice you'd like to send A I'm free to grab coffee this week i'li send you my number so we can coordinate a meet up B This week is kinda busy for me but next week for surel I'i give you my number so we could coordinate a meet- C I would like to grab coffee eventually but rm not quite sure when 'll give you my number so we can figure out the when on a better platform D Sorryi don't think I'm up for coffee anymore you're just too intimidatingly attractive and intelligent for me I'u still give you my number though maybe we could meet up some time soon Fri Aug 11 2017 324 AM Atter popular demand we've decided to add a bonus answer choice See the amendment in its entirety below E I'd like more time to choose among options A-D please bear with mel Sat Aug 12 2017 1226 AM While you decide among choices A-E I've written a limerick to pass the time There once was a match who's named Laura Who jammed to Chopin on Pandora When she said she'd meet Drew For a hot Java brew She first had to grow coffee fora Thu Aug 24 2017 108 PM Limerícks are boring lambic pentameter or bust Beneath the churning froth of pick-up ines The sexting whirling cesspool of regret An empty cave extends like twisting mines The ghosts of voices echo in duet A conversation stalled for thirty days Still sometimes he'd return if memry served He'd rack his mind for further clever ways To keep the chat that time forgot preserved But life moves fast indeed for life in prime From seeds to sprouts to trees to leaves wind-blown And so our Laura ever lost to time And Drew forever in Starbucks alone 32017 all rights reserved Tue Aug 29 2017 446 PM Ok I've contacted Amazon about publishing the book I wrote about this conversation they said it could be online in three weeks ifi could slim it down 800 pages or so I'll keep you posted through the editing process Mon Sep 25 20171001 PM The book is finally supposed to be online tomorrow and this bit of breaking news just published online thought you might want to see Wed Now 82017 1137 PM We have a problem Laura the Weinsteirn Company was our sole investor the movie's in shambles now and there's no going back Today 815 PM Oh my god Oh my god GIF Not really sure who was more surprised here Meme

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