Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own Here is the first page BATMAN INT TRADITIONAL BATCAVE BATMAN stands next to his batmobile and uses his batcomputer He's sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman Alltimes orphan BATMAN This is now a safe city I have punched a penguin into prison ALFRED Batman's loyal batler carries a tray of goth ham ALFRED Eat a dinner Mattress Wayne An explosion explodes THE JOKER and TWO-FACE enter the cave Joker is a clown but insane Two-Face is a man but attorney BATMAN No! It is Two-Face and One-Face a bat They hate me for being Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face Two-Face flips Alfred like a coin Alfred lands heads up which means Two-Face goes home BATMAN CONT'D It is just you and I the Joker Bat versus clown Moral enemies THE JOKER I am such a freak Society is bad You drink water I drink anarchy ΒΑTMAΝ I drink bats just like a bat would! Batman looks around for his parents but they are still dead This makes him have anger He fires a batrocket The Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor A clOwnly power THE JOKER I have never followed a rule That is my rule Do you follow? I don't BATMAN Alfred give birth to Robin Alfred begins the process since it is his job The Joker now has a present in his hand He juggles it over to Batman THE JOKER Happy batday Birthman Batman opens the present since he's a good guy It contains a coupon for new parents but is expired This is a Joker joke Meme











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