Kaytlyn Marie Stone Great Pyrenees and Their Crazy Antics 3 hrs My beautiful boy! Like Comment gardeninthevoid thathighclassbitch how-to-train-your-writer thathighclassbitch speciesofleastconcern teapotsahoy twentyghosts queerautism actualdisasterbi republicansareahategroup scifinut missanthropicprinciple mcdyke lesbian-lizards jimmyfury iskariotrising PEOPLE ARE SO CONCERNED ABOUT THIS DOGS MASCULINITY HES A DOG no you don’t understand People freak the fuck out if you don’t enforce human gender roles on dogs They get fucking belligerent I work in a pet store and the number of times people have gotten LIVID with me for not just automatically assuming their dog not only required but personally wanted the most stringent enforcement of human gender norms is mindblowing People demand dog shampoos that smell “masculine” because “He’s a boy he doesn’t want to smell like flowers” even though he’s a dog and if he had his way he would smell like duck poop And those shampoos exist! That’s the worst part! There’s enough demand for dog shampoo that smells like Axe body spray that they exist and they sell well Or the seemingly nice old lady that shouted “PINK! OBVIOUSLY! SHE’S GIRL SHE HATES OTHER COLORS!” at me when i asked what color harness she wanted for her lapdog Even though her dog can’t actually see the color pink and does not now and will not ever give a single flying dog fart what color her harness is Even our pets have to deal with our gender socialization bullshit I work in a pet store Can confirm If I don’t know the sex of the dog and say I pick up a blue lead to show the customer it’s different uses I’ll get “well she’s a girl so” and I’m like? Um? I’m just showing you it’s functions there’s like 20 different colours here you can choose from? And my manager wants us to separate boys coatsaccessories and girl coatsaccessories for accessibility for the customers…… like……? ??????? They’re dogs This Is BULLSHITAlso when I worked at a grooming salon one groomer would bring in her family’s dogs Poms the lot of them They all got bows Even the boy He was a goddamn beautiful dogCustomers got mad About a boy dog wearing bows A boy dog THAT WAS NOT THEIR DOG wearing bows Let that sink in Actually just like a week ago someone got testy with me because I put my female chihuahua in a blue polo shirt and they were like “she’s a girl she looks like a boy in that” and I was just like… She’s a dog I am so tempted to put the biggest fucking pink bow I can find on my dog and parade him around the neighborhood Fuck this gender roles bullshit He’s a 12 year old dumbass who sometimes falls down the ONE 1 step on our porch because he gets too excited and forgets that he has back legs that don’t work right vet says it’s a degenerative nerve thing common in older labs HE WOULD GLADLY ROLL IN HIS OWN SHIT IF WE LET HIM - HE COULDN’T GIVE TWO FUCKS IF HE IS IN A BOW OR A BANDANA I PROMISE My puppy wears bandanas sometimes including a really cute pink one with white hearts that I love One time this old lady at the park was absolutely BAFFLED that I would put a pink thing on my Boy Dog Literally accused me of trying to confuse people asked why I’d put that on him I was just??? It’s cute and I like it the puppy really couldn’t give less of a shit My cat Duarte is male and he wears a pink collar with a tag that says “Beautiful Angel Princess” on the side that doesn’t have my contact info because he’s my beautiful angel princess obv and it throws the vet staff for a LOOP every time People get upset when I walk boy dogs with my hot pink leash because I lose leashes so I like them highly visibleLike one maybe this dog has Victorian gender norms and considers pink very masculine? two it’s not the dog’s leash it’s mine People putting gender norms on house pets is wild They’re just living cuddle bears they don’t have gender The person who grooms our dog always puts little bows on his harness Adorable OH NO NUGGET! TAKE THAT SHIRT OFF THAT’S NOT M A N L Y NUGGET! OH NO HE’S WEARING AIRPODS HE CAN’T HEAR ME OH NO! Oh n o oh gfpd I’m shahmking I m cr yjiing i was so fucking angry reading this post and then you blessed me with nugget Meme
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