If a class was filled with every programming language who would each programming language be? Assembly He's the nerd He speaks very quickly and uses short sentences Very few people talk to him He's considered to be an autist asperger by a majority of the class because he finishes the exams so quickly it's insane and he faces a lot of difficulties in speaking with others He's at school but already dressed like an engineer Ada She's a foureyes nerd When she gets the answer shes doesn't make any mistake Ada often corrects the teacher when she writes a line a little ambiguous She's building a rocketship in her backyard and she's always speaking about this weird hobby Python He's Mr Popular He likes skate brags about all the parties he's invited to He's good in all the subjects taught in class but he'll do them a bit slower than the others Everyone loves him because he explains things so well sometimes the teacher herself asks Python to explain some part of the course He's dressed with a hoodie a baggy and glasses on the top of the head Java She is one of the toppers of the class and very popular She's very good in all the topics The teacher loves her but she's a very talkative person ScalaKotlin They are twin sisters and the best friends of Java Unfortunately they are not as popular and it's often Java who takes the lead in the group It's very difficult to distinguish one from another Both are far less talkative than Java but Scala speaks a bit differently than Kotlin and Java C He's the topper of the class He's so fast in completing the exams that the teacher really thinks he's copying Assembly's work He has a little brother C++ and they share a lot in common together He's the chess major and often plays chess with Assembly and his big brother Go He's the new kid on the bloc He doesn't like C++ and his friends and he wants to prove he can do better than them Of course he prefers playing Go over Chess APL He's a lonely guy No one understands him when he speaks Even the teacher is surprised when APL shows a correct answer after several lines of incomprehensible pictograms People think that he was born in a foreign country or a foreign planet? HTMLCSS These twin brothers are very different One is dressed in black and white and the other is dressed with everything except black and white HTML is very talkative and annoying and the CSS is very artistic CSS is the best student in Art lessons and HTML performs well in written expression LaTeX She's friend of HTML The teacher likes her because she has a gift of writing LaTeX likes the mathematical courses because she can draw fancy greek letters The teacher knows this well and she is often asked to write a formula on the black board VBA He's in the back looking through the windows Not really interested in the courses taught in class In the exams he answers always with a table C# He's in the back playing yet another game on his smartphone He likes being next to the windows also JavaScript People often mix up Java and JavaScript because they have a similar name But they are definitly not the same Javascript spends a lot of time with HTML and CSS He's as artistic as CSS but he prefers things that move He likes actions and movies CSS dreams to be a painter wheras JavaScript wants to be a film-maker Haskell He's a goth Dressed up in dark Doesn't talk to anyone He doesn't understand why others write pages when he can write a couple of lines to answer the same question Julia She's the newest student here She doesn't have any friends yet but her secret aim is to be as popular as Python and as fast as C If Programming Language were students Found on Quora Meme

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