I need you! @Dr Smashlove Say Bruh shout to u lovey dovey motherfuckers that's gon risk it all tonight Y'all know who the hell y'all are don't pretend Y'all in love With that girl Stephanie who work down the hall Or that girl Melissa who u work with at the mall Or Emily from science class Whoever she is u in love and u chose Valentine's Day to come out of the closet and risk it all and let her know U got your flowers ready Your chocolates A nicely written card in hand writing which nobody even write any more real talk? I haven't hand written anything since 2011 πŸ˜‚ Like when iMessage brought in doodles I had to re-learn how to write letters 😫 But anyway u got your whole situation ready and u gon risk it all Game winner at the buzzer from half court Today? A lot of Stephanie's Melissa's and Emily's gon learn that u MADLY in love with her ass Now there's a 1 in 1000 chance she like u back and she gon be thrilled The other 999 gon be hella uncomfortable and no offense but tonight? U gon be their snap story Bruh πŸ˜‚ Pic roses and chocolates Over-text OMG Nick you are the sweetest friend I could ask for!!! And just like that yo chest gon cave in and u gon lose your breath which hasn't happened since the ball hit u in the stomach in third grade kickball Two important lessons will be learned today First nick u gon learn he hard way to keep it G πŸ˜‚ Being lovey dovey is a wonderful trait but it's a time and a place and u gotta first make sure you're in there U feel me? For all the young ladies u gon be like FML I REALLY LIKE PEDRO WHY COULDN'T HE BE THE ONE TO GET ME FLOWERS 😫 Because baby Pedro ain't about shit Pedro never bringing u flowers YOU COULD HAVE HIS BABY AND NO FLOWERS πŸ˜‚ So today u gon learn a important lesson - it's gon be men who adore u but u don't like them and it's gon be men u adore but they don't see u anything as late night Punani The key is to find a man in the middle who gets your heart racing and also treat u how u need to be treated Don't settle for Nick OR Pedro - be patient and u gon find a man who do both Ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Meme

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