hyrude ive eaten shrimp exactly 5 times in my life always with gusto and an utter lack of self-restaint and each time has ingrained itself in my memory as distinctly nightmarish when they ended with me ralphing it all back up within the hour i thought this was reflective of my hubris and insufficient fear of god but it is only as i write this post now crumpled to my knees on the floor of this eresto's bathroom after eating half a baja taco and recalling that my dad is allergic to shellfish i realize perhaps the issue is not with a higher power but with a deeper one biology sexybritishllama this is more beautifully written than anything I've ever read in my life Shrimp A Memoir Meme
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