Her: "no don't look down there it's like a forest.... you drove over here too quickly... I didnt have time to make my fanny all neat and proper" . . Me "I've got something to tell you baby I was already downstairs waiting in the lobby when I sent you that 'You up' text .. that's why I arrived quick... one of your neighbours let me in... anyways I'm gonna put my goggles on that I used to wear in my swimming lessons when I was 9 and I'm gonna go down there and explore your forest until i find the waterfall.... don't worry about your punani bush I was born in the village... bush was our village dogs middle name"