Guillermo del Toro says he saw a real UFO and it was 'horribly designed' The Shape of Water director Guillermo 24K by Laura Hudson2d thefingerfuckingfemalefury elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey doux-amer truestoriesaboutme dragon-in-a-fez imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater “I know this is horrible” del Toro continues “You sound like a complete lunatic but I saw a UFO I didn’t want to see a UFO It was horribly designed I was with a friend We bought a six-pack We didn’t consume it and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro “Mountain of the Four” on the periphery of Guadalajara We said ‘Let’s go to the highway’ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk We were the only guys by the freeway And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast not linear And I said ‘Honk and flash the lights’ And we started honking” The UFO says del Toro “Went from 1000 meters away to much closer in less than a second — and it was so crappy It was a flying saucer so clichéd with lights blinking It’s so sad I wish I could reveal they’re not what you think they are They are what you think they are And the fear we felt was so primal I have never been that scared in my life We jumped in the car drove really fast It was following us and then I looked back and it was gone” x the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC and RAN AWAY SCREAMING “there is intelligent life out there but it’s really fuckin tacky” Meme
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