generalgrievousdatingsim im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice generalgrievousdatingsim Things a Cowboy Should Not Do Here are some words to live by according to cowboys Some are really good advice and all are funny cowboy sayings Don't squat with your spurs on Don't let your yearnings get ahead of your earnings Don't dig for water under the outhouse Don't go in if you don't know the way out Don't mess with something that ain't bothering you Never drive black cattle in the dark Never approacha bull from the front a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction Never miss a good chance to shut up Never ask how stupid someone is 'cause they'll turn around and show you like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions generalgrievousdatingsim If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop digging It's better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid than open it and prove it If it doesn't seem to be worth the effort it probably isn't Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back Nature gave us all something to fall back on and sooner or later we all land flat on it The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket fuck self-help books and therapy all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy TipsTM ifunnyco Tap to see the meme Meme
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